money and CHURCH$
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- mrghost0
oh... for full disclosure, i may or may not be the HolyGhost.
- monospaced0
baby rapers! all of them
- JazX0
A tithe is supposed to be 10%.
- That's almost like saying "A quarter is supposed to 25%"detritus
- almostdoesnotexist
- mrghost0
10% of what?
- your total income, are you not well read of the Bible?JazX
- no, i am very well read. and i read the bible.mrghost
- shit, I call bullshit on all words of god and EVEN I know about this global scammonospaced
- _me_0
my gran sold her holiday home to buy her church a new roof : |
- mrghost0
not trying to stir anything or take a piss... just wondering if you Crusaders wanted to put your money where your mouth is.
- MyMommies0
Why in the fuck do you even care? Are you gay?
- < Official QBN Retard®utopian
- wait a second...I'm the resident retard and don't you forget itmonospaced
- quackers0
none, i don't go to church
- scrap_paper0
I've never given any money to any church. My belief in not supporting organized religion was substantiated yet again when I heard that a friends aunt who passed away may not have had the opportunity to to have the service she wanted at the church she attended because the amount the family had given to the church was brought under scrutiny.
Fuck organized religion. They are a bunch of thieves and liars.
- ArmandoEstrada0
there is no god. so say we all.
- utopian0
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- Douglas0
my folks go to church and sometimes when i visit them, i'll drag my ass out of bed and go with them (it makes them feel good). since it's like once, maybe twice a year, i'll throw a twenty in the dish for good karma. other than that, it's a decent place to listen to some pipe organ, look at stained glass, and zen out for a bit.
- i also give offerings of flowers when going to buddhist temple. why not?Douglas
- throwing money for good karma would bring you bad karma, wouldn't it?doesnotexist
- you do realise karma is entirely different religion?ephix
- Hahaha. Karma and church are kinda contrary.monospaced
- pizzafire0
if, by church, you mean the pub, then I spend way too much there.
- i_monk0
I don't go to weddings that don't have open bars, so nothing.
- xcreonx0
The one time I went to church when I was a young my grandma gave me a dollar to put in the collection plate.
Never been back.
- airey0
wouldn't it depend how much your local priest pimps out the choirboys for and how many times you go a week to clean the pipes?
- ETM0
I can't due to the fact that when I cross a church threshold, I burst into flames... thus so does my cash for offering.
- idiots0
does the anti-christ pay out?
- monoboy0
None, have you tasted the wine. Awful.
- cuke4260
10%