money and CHURCH$
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- cuke4260
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- idiots0
does the anti-christ pay out?
- ETM0
I can't due to the fact that when I cross a church threshold, I burst into flames... thus so does my cash for offering.
- airey0
wouldn't it depend how much your local priest pimps out the choirboys for and how many times you go a week to clean the pipes?
- xcreonx0
The one time I went to church when I was a young my grandma gave me a dollar to put in the collection plate.
Never been back.
- ArmandoEstrada0
there is no god. so say we all.
- scrap_paper0
I've never given any money to any church. My belief in not supporting organized religion was substantiated yet again when I heard that a friends aunt who passed away may not have had the opportunity to to have the service she wanted at the church she attended because the amount the family had given to the church was brought under scrutiny.
Fuck organized religion. They are a bunch of thieves and liars.
- quackers0
none, i don't go to church
- CygnusZero40
The god I believe in aint short on cash, mister.
- eieio0
I gave 20$ to a Indian swami monk guy one time. He meditates and chants probably 5 hours a day starting at like 4 in morning and lives off of pure donations. His organization setup a 'temple' for him in my old neighborhood in a house.
- I chanted with him and he made vegetarian sweets and tea.eieio
- PonyBoy0
what's with the fascination w/religion on this site lately?
- six0
they dont want my money
- monoboy0
None, have you tasted the wine. Awful.
- i_monk0
I don't go to weddings that don't have open bars, so nothing.
- pizzafire0
if, by church, you mean the pub, then I spend way too much there.
- Douglas0
my folks go to church and sometimes when i visit them, i'll drag my ass out of bed and go with them (it makes them feel good). since it's like once, maybe twice a year, i'll throw a twenty in the dish for good karma. other than that, it's a decent place to listen to some pipe organ, look at stained glass, and zen out for a bit.
- i also give offerings of flowers when going to buddhist temple. why not?Douglas
- throwing money for good karma would bring you bad karma, wouldn't it?doesnotexist
- you do realise karma is entirely different religion?ephix
- Hahaha. Karma and church are kinda contrary.monospaced
- utopian0
-$0.00
- MyMommies0
Why in the fuck do you even care? Are you gay?
- < Official QBN Retard®utopian
- wait a second...I'm the resident retard and don't you forget itmonospaced
- mrghost0
not trying to stir anything or take a piss... just wondering if you Crusaders wanted to put your money where your mouth is.
- _me_0
my gran sold her holiday home to buy her church a new roof : |