Industry Haikus
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- evanburke0
My dear Photoshop
Always crashing; Please stop it
Utter piece of shit
- fxone0
want a free logo
will look good in your folio
GFY cunt.
- fxone0
chick of the day thread
fap fapety fap fap fap
enough has been said
- iheartfun0
I just lost it all
Spinning beach ball of death, or
Ctrl Alt Delete
- cannonball19780
The accounting girls
Always hiss the letter S
And they both wear shawls
- cannonball19780
Those are general
This thread is specifically
For the industry
- quack0
the other thread was
better than this utter shite
let me bump it now
- ifeltdave0
Motion is too slow.
Speed it up by 1 percent.
Now its way too fast.- lol lol lol lol lol
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
lol lol lol lol lolcannonball1978
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- cannonball19780
Lets just set the body
To Helvetica Neu, kay?
I don't want to think
- ifeltdave0
I really need sleep.
Sleeps for babies and quitters.
Wah Wah Wah, I quit.
- elahon0
I have an idea.
It will be the new Facebook.
Bound to make millions!No money up front.
Only when the site takes off.
Hello? Are you there?
- whereRI0
i sit and hold thumbs
big pitch on today i had
i want the money
- plash0
The rule for today
don't use crtl-z, I kid not
undo the rule tomor-Doh!
- cannonball19780
Did you export styles
To change all the button types?
Oh my god I'm screwed
- cannonball19780
How can I make my
72dpi
Look good printed out- You had all these written already didn't you?comicsans
- nocannonball1978
- cannonball19780
Time sheet are way over
But how can I justify
A jerk-off session
- cannonball19780
to be clear:
first line is 5 syllables
second line is 7 syllables
then the last one is 5some of these don't follow the haiku format
- set0
one two three four five
six seven eight nine ten and
syllables are cunts
- BaskerviIle0
Branding is not marks
graphics do not make a brand
experience does
- BaskerviIle0
Branding is not logos
graphics do not make a brand
experience does