Industry Haikus
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- cannonball1978
Post your own, of course. Here's mine:
An urgent email:
Team, go ahead and work late
She wants it in blue
- thatboyneave0
My logo is small
I would like it to be big
Be quiet and do it
- thatboyneave0
Let's take this offline
Synergise the core drivers
Make it edgy *THUMP*
- digdre0
my name is jim
i make approx 200k a year
with company benefits
- PonyBoy0
digdre cannot count
he is still adorable
despite his math skills
- Projectile0
Haiku equals short
keep it to the point
But according to the rules stipulated by the terms and conditions act of 1873 article #5447, it is required that all communications regarding foreign based literature bear this logo: >_<
- set0
The client is a cunt
She wants it to have wow factor
Please kill me now- FAIL. 5|7|5! ....not 6|8|4BoneCrusher
- fuck rules
set - YOU FAILED. LOLBoneCrusher
- hans_glib0
the deadline is close
the design work is complete
the printer goes down
- BaskerviIle0
Branding is not logos
graphics do not make a brand
experience does
- BaskerviIle0
Branding is not marks
graphics do not make a brand
experience does
- set0
one two three four five
six seven eight nine ten and
syllables are cunts
- cannonball19780
to be clear:
first line is 5 syllables
second line is 7 syllables
then the last one is 5some of these don't follow the haiku format
- cannonball19780
Time sheet are way over
But how can I justify
A jerk-off session
- cannonball19780
How can I make my
72dpi
Look good printed out- You had all these written already didn't you?comicsans
- nocannonball1978
- cannonball19780
Did you export styles
To change all the button types?
Oh my god I'm screwed
- plash0
The rule for today
don't use crtl-z, I kid not
undo the rule tomor-Doh!
- whereRI0
i sit and hold thumbs
big pitch on today i had
i want the money
- elahon0
I have an idea.
It will be the new Facebook.
Bound to make millions!No money up front.
Only when the site takes off.
Hello? Are you there?
- ifeltdave0
I really need sleep.
Sleeps for babies and quitters.
Wah Wah Wah, I quit.
- cannonball19780
Lets just set the body
To Helvetica Neu, kay?
I don't want to think
- ifeltdave0
Motion is too slow.
Speed it up by 1 percent.
Now its way too fast.- lol lol lol lol lol
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lol lol lol lol lolcannonball1978
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