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Beard = Women's magnet 4141 Responses

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  • benfal99

    Yeah, science said it:
    "15 male faces were rated by 60 females on various attributes. Male faces displaying a full beard were considered the most masculine, aggressive, socially mature, and older. Males with a light beard were considered the most dominant. Males with light stubble were considered to be the most attractive, light stubble was also preferred for both short- and long-term relationships. These findings are discussed in terms of age preferences and good-genes models."

    Link:
    http://www.sciencedirect.com/sci…

    Now you know. So let your beard grow and you'll get womenz.

    Mar 11, 10, 12:20 p.m. – Permalink
  • sequoia

    so my being lazy and having 3 stubble all the time is attractive? sweet.

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    Dog-earMar 11, 10, 12:22 p.m. – Permalink
  • CALLES

    keeper

    http://j-walkblog.com/images/halfbeardguy.jpg

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    Dog-earMar 11, 10, 12:23 p.m. – Permalink
  • monospaced

    My stubble just makes me look unkept instead of badass.

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    Dog-earMar 11, 10, 12:23 p.m. – Permalink
  • GeorgesII

    http://oneray.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/letigrethisisland.jpg

    • that's a dirt stache, and 2 beards.jazmine1/7
      LOL at "2 beards." Indeed. Looks like Orlando Bloom's gay younger brother.elahon2/7
      they're all broads.ok_not_ok3/7
      Yeah the middle one is a chick.xcreonx4/7
      its a band called Le Tigre... FYI.
      http://www.myspace.c…
      benfal995/7
      I used to like some songs by them... I don't remember it at all though...ismith6/7
      Let us not forget that the two females in that band are gay. Therefore, the attraction is negative.dMullins7/7
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    Dog-earMar 11, 10, 12:26 p.m. – Permalink
  • ernexbcn

    I've been told that by girlfriends, they are digging the beardy men these days, so there's that

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    Dog-earMar 11, 10, 12:43 p.m. – Permalink
  • dbloc

    http://www.withabeard.com/wp-content/uploads/grizzly_with_a_beard.jpg

    • Bear'didiots1/3
      this has been manipulated by Adobe Photoshop. I can tell by how much of an asshole you are.iCanHasQBN2/3
      grizzly adams? guys? . . . no? . . . nothing?timeless3/3
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    Dog-earMar 11, 10, 12:50 p.m. – Permalink
  • PonyBoy

    i kinda always thought my beard was over compensation for the lack of hair up top

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    Dog-earMar 11, 10, 12:54 p.m. – Permalink
  • WrappedInBooks

    http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/16-22/kari_ferrell_hipster_grifter_beard_tattoo.jpg

    Not me...but she does.

    • she loves turds with eyes? that sick fuckkona1/22
      ninja turdsdbloc2/22
      ninja turdles?iCanHasQBN3/22
      dwarf babies in sleeping bags?airey4/22
      oh man - there is a story behind the girl with that tattoo - ya'll dont even know!duckseason5/22
      so tell us nancy.airey6/22
      it would require quite a bit of time/space to tell itduckseason7/22
      < that sums up a large amount of the story. I'm friends with the guy, Cory. When she moved in, she saw a painting he did of me and wanted to meet me.duckseason9/22
      wanted to meet me. He tells me hes got this new roommate, who seems cool, into skinny white dudes with facial hairduckseason10/22
      so i go to meet them at the beer garden in wburg. not too impressed with her upon meeting herduckseason11/22
      but i drank a lot in a short amount of time, and ended up going back home with the two of them (since they were roommates)duckseason12/22
      roommates)duckseason13/22
      praise the lord i had sobered up on the way there, i did sleep in the same bed as her, but that was thatduckseason14/22
      found out about all the shit in that article and many more like it about two days laterduckseason15/22
      apparently she got that tattoo because there was a supposed book deal where she would take pictures with guys with beards next to itduckseason16/22
      next to the tattoo. at the end of the day she was the biggest liar, most skeezy person i have ever had the privilege of meetingduckseason17/22
      god bless alcohol...duckseason18/22
      woah!lvl_1319/22
      lolairey20/22
      She looks like a Bobby Lee character. The girl, not the tattoo.stoplying21/22
      i love hipster grifterDouglas22/22
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    Dog-earMar 11, 10, 1:14 p.m. – Permalink
  • Meeklo

    done!

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/radioassets/photos/2007/11/15/31573_2.jpg

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    Dog-earMar 11, 10, 1:18 p.m. – Permalink
  • SchOzzZ

    http://imgur.com/jUlML.jpg

    • douchnozzle™airey1/6
      douSchOzzZle™idiots2/6
      lol idiotsSchOzzZ3/6
      if this is you, please leave.airey4/6
      and is this a helmet strap? someone stole your helmet man!airey5/6
      Holy Shit !!!
      No I swear its not me !!!
      Its the Infinite_Beard™
      SchOzzZ6/6
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    Dog-earMar 11, 10, 1:49 p.m. – Permalink
  • rson

    Fuck I just shaved :(

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    Dog-earMar 11, 10, 1:53 p.m. – Permalink
  • mathinc

    ^ Me too. Last Thurs. Damnit. But I do have stubble and I'm going on a date tonight.. muahahahahahaha

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    Dog-earMar 11, 10, 1:56 p.m. – Permalink
  • EightyDeuce

    http://tstng.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/stephen-colbert-writer-beard1.png

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    Dog-earMar 11, 10, 1:56 p.m. – Permalink
  • lvl_13

    i've been growing this out for 2 weeks, but it is def. time to shave. getting too fucking itchy!

    http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/7210/beardo.jpg

    • niceali1/9
      was you hair professionally disheveled ;)woodyBatts2/9
      hahaha, yes. that costs extra :)lvl_133/9
      Hai, George Michaelutopian4/9
      oh hell no!lvl_135/9
      I think I saw you on American Idolmonospaced6/9
      where did this female note-poster come from?scarabin7/9
      nice :)>sea_sea8/9
      Thom Yorke? ;)OSFA9/9
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    Dog-earMar 11, 10, 2:33 p.m. – Permalink
  • acescence

    as long as it's not a goatee, then you just look like you have a vagina on your face

    • !ismith1/3
      Depends on how you look. You could probably pull it off ;)juhls2/3
      goatee = prison pussylinearch3/3
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    Dog-earMar 11, 10, 2:38 p.m. – Permalink
  • ali

    true that, 2-3 day growth. sexy!

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    Dog-earMar 11, 10, 2:40 p.m. – Permalink
  • ismith

    http://imgsrv.nightswithalicecooper.com/image/nwac/UserFiles/Image/zz_top_color_3_low_res.jpg

    • you can totally tell who are the ones getting laid on this photoMeeklo1/2
      guess the surname of the guy in the middle :)tFour2/2
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    Dog-earMar 11, 10, 3:11 p.m. – Permalink
  • Meeklo

    http://slangrap.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/beardpirate.jpg

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    Dog-earMar 11, 10, 3:34 p.m. – Permalink
  • mg33

    I've been alternating between about a week - two weeks of stubble/beard. I like it. makes me look thinner actually.

    picked up a beard trimmer and honestly it's been nice to not have to shave every other morning.

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    Dog-earMar 11, 10, 4 p.m. – Permalink
  • benfal99

    based on this scientific research, I go from dominant to attractive and preferred for both short- and long-term relationships every week.

    :D

    • i bet your mind tells you that regardlesseficks
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    Dog-earMar 11, 10, 4:24 p.m. – Permalink

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