List Your Ailments 4141 Responses

Last post: 1 year, 11 months ago | Thread started: Mar 2, 10, 8:25 a.m.

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• slinky

  as i am getting old and crumbling at the age of 36, I was just curious as to what you all have going on.

  1- most recently i was told i have the beginning of arthristis.

  2- slightly high cholesterol levels

  3- gout

  4- bone spurs now forming on heels

  5- degenerative disc in back (no longer really hurts)

  i am sure there's more, but i am probably forgetting them due to likely Alzheimers :)

  Mar 2, 10, 8:25 a.m. – Permalink

• scarabin

  my penis is too heavy.

  

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  Dog-earMar 2, 10, 8:26 a.m. – Permalink

• utopian

  What scarabin said...

  • scarabins penis is too heavy for you?– ideaist1/6

    lol @ ideaist– fugged2/6

    i warned you, baby– scarabin3/6

    To heavy is
    understatement,
    "it's fucking gihugical"– utopian4/6

    http://www.urbandict…– ideaist5/6

    ; )– ideaist6/6

  

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  Dog-earMar 2, 10, 8:33 a.m. – Permalink

• bored2death

  hemorrhoids

  

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  Dog-earMar 2, 10, 8:37 a.m. – Permalink

• utopian

  flaming gonorrhea with a touch of syphilis.

  • CALLES?– OSFA

  

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  Dog-earMar 2, 10, 8:41 a.m. – Permalink

• Fax_Benson

  forgetfulness

  

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  Dog-earMar 2, 10, 8:43 a.m. – Permalink

• Fax_Benson

  forgetfulness

  • haha– scarabin1/2

    I see what you did there– acrossthesea2/2

  

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  Dog-earMar 2, 10, 8:43 a.m. – Permalink

• utopian

  

  

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  Dog-earMar 2, 10, 8:44 a.m. – Permalink

• ideaist

  

  • This falls under rude but clever... I saw it a while ago and it pops into my head every now and then...– ideaist1/3

    wait a minute i see what she did there.– 74LEO2/3

    I bet she's hiding her own easter-eggs– Sandder3/3

  

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  Dog-earMar 2, 10, 8:44 a.m. – Permalink

• d_rek

  Increased vigor and vitality. Superhuman strength. Ability to woo any woman within 50 mile radius. Penis is too heavy.

  • you forgot to list *and have become a compulsive liar.– lvl_13

  

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  Dog-earMar 2, 10, 8:45 a.m. – Permalink

• d_rek

  Compulsive liar.

  • I just lied.– d_rek1/2

    I don't believe you.– zenmasterfoo2/2

  

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  Dog-earMar 2, 10, 9:01 a.m. – Permalink

• mg33

  Virtual Insanity.

  

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  Dog-earMar 2, 10, 9:06 a.m. – Permalink

• duckofrubber

  I think I broke my toe.

  

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  Dog-earMar 2, 10, 9:07 a.m. – Permalink

• elahon

  man-boobs.

  • *chuckle*– d_rek1/3

    you could start lifting our heavy penises to trim up LOL– d_rek2/3

    Hahaha!– elahon3/3

  

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  Dog-earMar 2, 10, 9:09 a.m. – Permalink

• ismith

  I had heart surgery last year for WPW, my distance vision isn't as good as my dad's, every day I feel slow and tired no matter how much I sleep, I have almost no sense of taste or smell (though I've found sativa bud helps this strangely), I still experience occasional presyncope after the surgery, and idk... other stuff I guess. S'all good :)

  

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  Dog-earMar 2, 10, 9:09 a.m. – Permalink

• JayCee

  Fap-itis

  

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  Dog-earMar 2, 10, 9:12 a.m. – Permalink

• CALLES

  Incredibly Good Looks with Alcoholism. In other words every now and then a chunky girl will get the best of me

  • Sounds like a sex-addict in denial.– d_rek1/2

    high 5 to chunkies every once in a while! it keeps things interesting.– capn_ron2/2

  

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  Dog-earMar 2, 10, 9:17 a.m. – Permalink

• scarabin

  bum snakes

  • Eww, tapeworms?– elahon1/4

    seems everyone has em these days– ismith2/4

    still trying to figure out how to tie this into your first comment– ismith3/4

    haha– scarabin4/4

  

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  Dog-earMar 2, 10, 9:17 a.m. – Permalink

• fugged

  salzmann's nodular degeneration... vision in my right eye is all fucked up.

  • fugged up?– Amicus

  

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  Dog-earMar 2, 10, 9:19 a.m. – Permalink

• pizzafire

  getting a belly these days. there's probably more, but I haven't seen a doctor in years.

  

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  Dog-earMar 2, 10, 9:23 a.m. – Permalink

• DrBombay

  I have acid reflux, most likely from drinking beer for 20 years.

  • my lil' bro (23) is already getting this; was vomiting at a concert the other night... : (– ideaist1/2

    hiatus hernia.– set2/2

  

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  Dog-earMar 2, 10, 9:33 a.m. – Permalink