Awesome if true, classic if not.
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- Sandman_19820
I find it hard to believe that this is true as my girlfriend talks in her sleep but it's usually gibberish. I can understand one or two words but there is never a complete sentence. Maybe it's different for other people.
- I think it must be, my girlfriend talks about all kinds of bollocks and it is usually 'legible'.Wolfboy
- digdre0
"ah yes, honey, ahh yesss, veronica, ahhhh"
* wakes husband up
WHOS VERONICA
- GeorgesII0
Yeah its totally true man, My wife talks when she sleeps,
every now and then, when I'm working late, I get a laugh listenning to what she says.
- harlequino0
Funny, but a lot of it seems really made up.
My wife frequently nods off and I may still be working. I'll come to bed and that wakes her. She'll spit out some nonsense phrase like "There are fountains over there. Do you see them?" or "Do we have it? Do we have what we need?? Really random.
- chrisRG0
my wife talks when sleeping too... sometimes it's very funny, u think she's talking to you than you realize it's just nonsense words.. lol
- Projectile0
"Being in the same room with you makes me want to suck the pus out of a rancid nasty rectum."
- kezza_20
Oh my god thats the funniest thing ive read in ages...
tears running down my face
- elahon0
"Stupid fucking fizzy fish. Never liked them. Have some of that, you sugar-coated cunts."
- Amicus0
stupid fuckin asswipe of a sleep talkin man. now I can't sleep. hot as a menopausal badger. laughing like a fizzy fish, while waterfalls pour out my eyes.
seriously though, my gf sleep talks on occasion, and it's just as funny. She sometimes talks about her sister, which is only strange cause she doesn't have one.
two favourite quotes. "wake up damn it. it's too bright for grandma." I was awake at the other end of the house as she shouted this in a panic. It was also pitch black, and her grandmother passed away a while ago.
another night I woke up to hear her say "my brother and sister are fighting. a fist fight too. just like when curry is cold" - she doesn't have a sister and I'd love to see her mothers eggplant curry have a fist fight - it wouldn't be a fair fight though.... that dish is H O T hot.
- boobs0
One time I woke up and the chick next to me was saying "call me Flipper" in her sleep.
- CyBrain0
I love these. Thank you so much!!
- drgss0
"Cocksuckah!!"
- davebellechique0
oh man this is good stuff
"This fish has got big floppy lips. Floppy lips. Fishy kissy fishy kissy. Oop, took one on the mouth! Not nice."
- monNom0
"Legs time! Everybody get your legs!"
- BIGGESTDOGINTHEWORLD0
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Clearly just made up crap
- cannonball19780
One time I was dreaming that I was on Hollywood Squares, but every time the camera panned to a person they had to shout out some mortal disease. When it got to me I said "Aids!" but I woke up saying it, and freaked my GF out just saying "Aids!" randomly in the middle of the night.