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- Amicus0
stupid fuckin asswipe of a sleep talkin man. now I can't sleep. hot as a menopausal badger. laughing like a fizzy fish, while waterfalls pour out my eyes.
seriously though, my gf sleep talks on occasion, and it's just as funny. She sometimes talks about her sister, which is only strange cause she doesn't have one.
two favourite quotes. "wake up damn it. it's too bright for grandma." I was awake at the other end of the house as she shouted this in a panic. It was also pitch black, and her grandmother passed away a while ago.
another night I woke up to hear her say "my brother and sister are fighting. a fist fight too. just like when curry is cold" - she doesn't have a sister and I'd love to see her mothers eggplant curry have a fist fight - it wouldn't be a fair fight though.... that dish is H O T hot.