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- Moo
I'm now a daddy whaoo
- detritus0
What is it? Human?
- pascii0
yes! congrats : )
- RoyBoyII0
awesome! congrats Moo!
- MrOneHundred0
Kudos! Nothing will ever be the same again.
- Moo0
Cheers Guys yeah human female 7lb 2
- jimzyk0
good job moo! your penis works. well done!
boy or girl?
small or large?
hairy baby or not hairy baby?
- jamble0
Congrats!
- Fabricio0
Oh man! Super congrats!!!
So happy for ya!!
- OBBTKN0
Congrats man! Enjoy your new life
- boobs0
That's wonderful. I'm sure you'll find having a wee daughter an enjoyable and rewarding experience.
- Orbit0
Good work MrMoo and MsMoo. Congratulations quick there's some shit coming out now she's vomiting up congealed breast milk OH GOD NOW SHE'S SCREAMING MAKE IT STOP PLEASE GOD NO she just pissed all over my fucking best jumper now she asleep at last DON'T MAKE A FUCKING SOUND JUST SIT STILL AND PRAY SHE DOESN'T WAKE oh there you go the TELEPHONE IS RINGING so nows she's awake and hungry and now she's shitting again and HOLY CRAP I NEARLY DROPPED HER MAN ALIVE THAT WAS CLOSE oh now she's shitting again and there goes my second best favourite jumper and when was the last time we slept and why do I look like hell and when did MsMoo get so old and haggard looking OH GOD SHE'S CRYING AGAIN maybe she's hot, no she feels cold, my god she feels cold, look at her skin WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE STRANGE MARKS ITS LIKE A CRAZY RASH LOOK AT IT GROWING MY GOD SHE HAS LEPROSY I AM GOING INSANE WHY CAN'T I SLEEP FOR JUST A MINUTE NOW SHE'S SHITTING AGAIN AND PISSING AND SHE'S GOING BLUE MY GOD SHE'S GOING BLUE...
*Burp
Oh, she's gone pink again now.
(Repeat for 8 months, but somehow its all enjoyable anyway, in a strange and hard to describe way)
- ha!jimzyk
- hahahahahahahahahaha...Super_Black
- GREAT!sleepyfatso
- oh nooooes!pascii
- GOLD!404
- pango0
pic or it didn't happen!!!
we want to see!!
- shitehawke0
congratulations sir!
- Amby0
yaey!
ur eligible enough to watch https://www.godaddy.com/ commercials now :)
- harlequino0
Congrats! Enjoy her all you can. :)
Wee bit of advice: months 1-6: keep an unending pile of clean burb cloths around at all times. In your pockets, bags, workspace, everywhere.
- or just wear patchy old jumpers where the sick will blend in.jimzyk
- pascii0
mine is due tomorrow :D
- awesome congrats!harlequino
- 15% service charge if it's past due. lolboobs
- hahahaOSFA
- 23kon0
congratulations moo :)
- 4040
Congrats MOOOOOOO!!!!!!!