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    Good work MrMoo and MsMoo. Congratulations quick there's some shit coming out now she's vomiting up congealed breast milk OH GOD NOW SHE'S SCREAMING MAKE IT STOP PLEASE GOD NO she just pissed all over my fucking best jumper now she asleep at last DON'T MAKE A FUCKING SOUND JUST SIT STILL AND PRAY SHE DOESN'T WAKE oh there you go the TELEPHONE IS RINGING so nows she's awake and hungry and now she's shitting again and HOLY CRAP I NEARLY DROPPED HER MAN ALIVE THAT WAS CLOSE oh now she's shitting again and there goes my second best favourite jumper and when was the last time we slept and why do I look like hell and when did MsMoo get so old and haggard looking OH GOD SHE'S CRYING AGAIN maybe she's hot, no she feels cold, my god she feels cold, look at her skin WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE STRANGE MARKS ITS LIKE A CRAZY RASH LOOK AT IT GROWING MY GOD SHE HAS LEPROSY I AM GOING INSANE WHY CAN'T I SLEEP FOR JUST A MINUTE NOW SHE'S SHITTING AGAIN AND PISSING AND SHE'S GOING BLUE MY GOD SHE'S GOING BLUE...

    *Burp

    Oh, she's gone pink again now.

    (Repeat for 8 months, but somehow its all enjoyable anyway, in a strange and hard to describe way)

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