Angry Job Post (OC)
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- rson0
I am so going to apply
- eating_tv0
I wonder how he talks to his clients.
- janne760
sometimes i think craigslist is a job site from another planet whose info leaks out in our cyberspace. As if it is populated by aliens who are constantly stressed/retarded/angry etc.
- harlequino0
- hahahajanne76
- AHAHAHAHahahaha
that's stupid !!
I like
HAAHHahAhAahavsplus - Hannibal is so much taller when you meet him for real.MrT
- Isn't hannibal dead?shitehawke
- Sugary0
excellent work
http://www.zallas.com/blog/2008/…
http://starztipz.com/
- noiseisthis0
i think i might apply. i cant find a yob :(
- monNom0
these crystal tips really do seem like "the biggest thing in dentistry EVER..."
fuck anesthesia, colourfull straws for irrigation has got you beat!
- blaw0
If you need to spell out directions for applying for a position in such aggressive, patronizing tones, your company probably sucks.
If you don't understand the difference between "there", "they're" and "their", your company probably sucks.
If you need to spell out that your professional services company is specifically looking for "professionals", your company probably sucks.
If you confuse possessive spellings with plural spellings, your company probably sucks.
If you think that randomly capitalizing words adds impact and clarity to the message, your company probably sucks.
If you spell FAX lowercase and email uppercase, your company probably sucks.
If you rant and rave this much on initial impression, how much of an asshole are you when the shit actually hits the fan?
No one wants to work for a shitty company like that.
- Yes.Gucci
- i'm going to send this in an email right nowversion3
- we should all do that, attack!Sugary
- Hahaha... shit, I just did exactly that.blaw
- hhata let me know what they say Jakoni
- I figured, fuck it—I took the time to write and janne took the time to find the address. Might help the guy out in the long run.blaw
- ...long run.blaw
- definitly email this to him/her..janne76
- sentSugary
- designbot0
craigslist is a joke, anyone who posts on it is immediately suspect. And anyone who uses it to find work, must have a doctorates in filtering through bullshit.
I hate craigslist.
- akrokdesign0
hah. what a nut case.
- Gucci0
A good friend actually found a solid gig through craigslist. In truth, he thought he'd be walking into a rat infested pit, but he's now doing quite well for himself.
I guess he's one of the few.
- effort0
we LOVE PURPLE. if you dont LOVE PURPLE, go back to mopping floors at the local carls jr.
- spendogg0
no team work huh. good luck with that
- blaw0
I, too, received a response.
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Well junior, our ad is designed to repel ASSHOLES like yourself. In fact, of the nearly 1900 resumes, 1888 cannot follow direction and will continue to flip burgers and surf craigslist looking for a job. -- GEE GO FIGURE!
The rest of the baboons/chimps here is your banana, now go back on your perch.
And one final fact, our lowest paid designer makes 90K a year and our highest is 175K w/ Porsche not included. We want the CONFIDENT, LITERATE designers, not the dumb asses like yourself. POINT MADE!
Hope you UNDERSTAND this. Otherwise we have to CAPITALIZE so that you WILL take OFFENCE and NOT SUBMIT your RESUME!!
WE DO NOT WANT TO SPEND HOURS GOING THRU YOUR SHIT — ONLY TO REALIZE ITS SHIT, and your NOT A DESINGER!!
Happy trails and keep searching, I hear Mickey D’s is hiring! =)
- wow!Sugary
- seriously?tymeframe
- why would you give out salariesakoni
- You just cannot make up stuff like that.blaw
- report to the Labor Boardakoni
- @akoni—That's "look how big my dick is" talk. Surely this is one dude living at home with mom. Points for enthusiasm, though.blaw
- I think the ad attracts assholes like us :)tymeframe
- gives us something to do when us loser designers are whining about crappy clientsakoni
- OFFENSEversion3
- you'reversion3
- DESIGNERversion3
- For someone who complains about reading and following directions, he sure is apostrophe-resistant...luckyorphan
- "DESINGER!!" Dude I love it! This cunt is gold!sofakingbanned
- akoni0
I am not a friend of Craigslist either, however, I could tell you stories about the situation I have been in the past 12 months (laid off, then got 'released' from another company because they hired me for too much money).
Health insurance is the main thing for me, and not even FOR me, my daughter is #1 in my life (and the wife of course)
- plash0
designers should stop selling them selfs short. why would anyone (who isnt desperate for work) answer and agree to do this. its exactly like spec work
- ETM0
So, I sent him 37 previous websites I did with a team. I sent 50 logos in EPS format. I then sent my hourly rate and what I think I am worth.
I then called the front office to ask a few follow up questions.... oh wait.
- JonnyPompa0
What a fucking douchebag. The sad part is things are so bad they probably have hundreds of applicants.
- Sugary0
for having 1900 shitty resumes to go through, he sure did get back to all of us pretty quickly...