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- e-pill0
cant go live in any tent after watching this...
- sorry janne...e-pill
- omgod!! that was bloody!!creez
- nice..
GRAC - Bloody work there, good linkroundabout
- dyspl0
sorry to hear that e-pill :(
- _niko0
I'm going to have 8 more kids so that i don't pay taxes. Thanks e-pill.
- digdre0
is it 8 kids in US?
here it's 5 i think or 4
i dn't knpw
- styleplus_amillion0
dude, that blows cock. If I were you, I would've skipped the country. This shit-hole isn't even worth shelling out $30k in one hit.
No exaggeration, I would've flipped. If they found me, then I'd shell it out.
but hey man, problems tend to solve them-selves.
If I were you, I'd just chill and focus on burning that green stuff and producing that pleasant odor.Technically, there is no such thing as a 'problem'.
- BTW: FUCK the QBN moderating cunt nuggets. bitch-assed hos keep deleting my accounts. I guess they are envious of my testosterone levels.styleplus_amillion
- I guess they're probably envious of my testosterone levels.styleplus_amillion
- erikjonsson0
ah hell
- bliznutty0
10 Tips for Successful Panhandling
1. Never Panhandle in Evening Clothes or a Business Suit
No one cares how successful you once were. If you want spare change, dress the part, for God's sake.2. Look for High-Traffic Areas
Look for panhandling locations where people still have change to spare. That means, stay away from Wall Street, high sub-prime mortgage neighborhoods and financial institutions. Instead, look for vacation resorts like Palm Beach and Disney World.3. Learn a Second Language
And make sure it's a European language. Europeans have money to burn, and still seem to be more than willing to spend it on Americans.4. Come Prepared to Converse with Donors
It's helpful to have a good story when you're panhandling. It's the law of supply-and-demand - people want something for their money, so the taller the tale, the better.5. Bring Show-and-Tell Items
A photo of your family, a poorly lettered sign, a tin cup. All of these accoutrements can help you to divert attention away from other panhandlers and back to you - the deserving panhandler who did his homework.6. Show off a Talent
If you play an instrument and it hasn't been seized by the government or taken to the pawn shop, then bring it with you and perform. If you're an artist, bring your tools. This isn't the Miss America Contest - talent actually counts.7. Make Eye Contact
Look people in the eye. If you make eye contact with passersby, they might actually make eye contact with you. Not likely, but anything's possible.8. Be Realistic
Don't set your expectations too high. If someone throws a dime into your violin case, be thankful. If it's a dollar, be gracious. If it's a tuna fish sandwich, take a lunch break.9. Make This a Family Activity
Make panhandling a family activity. Just like they do on "The Apprentice," form a panhandling team and assign jobs to everyone. The kids can make signs, grandma can be on lookout for the cops, and you can concentrate on counting the money.10. Hide Your Money
At the end of a long day of panhandling, remember to put your earnings away for safekeeping. Under your mattress.
- ItalianStallion0
When you'll have a new address turn it to me, I will send you a litle gift from Italy, that's all I can do.
Be strong.
- gramme0
Yeesh man. So sorry to hear about this Eddie. Will pray for you.
- akrokdesign0
sorry to hear, i hope things works out.
- _niko0
aaaaaaaaaand if you were making that kind of coin why the fuck did you not have insurance. what is that like $50/month?
- kld0
hang in there pill.
- katekelly0
wow, sorry e.
i wish i had an actual place in brooklyn-- but sadly i'm living in a hostel for three months...good luck with everything. something will go right, it just must.
let me know if i can do anything (be out there the 24th)
- dijitaq0
i just read the thread. damn, i thought i had it rough this past year... my moral support goes out to you and hope everything turns out for the better soon
- canuck0
Sorry to hear this epill. But I know you can get back on your feet.
- kelpie0
you have my sympathy Ed, and my complete confidence that you will bounce back just fine, like many before you. Best of luck with it - you're still young, skilled, smart, you'll do fine if you work hard to get out of your situation. I'm not sending you paypal cash, I hope you understand that this is because I know you're a capable adult and can do this your self bud. Much love, Kelpie