How can Creationists argue
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- threadpost0
huh? Try 4.5 billion years old.
- I noticed that too, but I love where this thread is going...I always wanted to see Jesus ride a velocoraptorhargbine
- ian0
I believe a much more pertinent question is not 'how can creationists argue?', it is 'why are coldplay so popular?'
one of the great mysteries of our time.
- airey0
it's got to be pointed out that not all creationist buy into the literal timeline of the bible, meaning that they believe in the bible's story of creation, but realise if it happened it was a fucking long time back.
i love that it was all apparently created in 7 days before days existed. that's a fun one.
and in the words of bill hicks, here's one word for creationists that needs to be asked - dinosaurs. explain.
- ribit0
"Every time a scientist makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage"
- pango0
god put cave drawing there to test our faith!!
- kona0
how can she slap? how can creationists argue? these are just a few of life's many mysteries that the internet will one day hopefully solve.
- Orbit0
Archeologists are all full of themselves but all they ever find is some broken old shit nobody wants. I have never heard of an archeologist finding something anyone would actually want. Fuck them. I don't want old cups made of mud.
- doesnotexist0
- consider that twitteredjanne76
- I hate creationism but you can make any argument look stupid if you do a comic this way.animatedgif
- lowimpakt0
i believe in creation
- CALLES0
archeologists are full of shit... they just peal off the stickers under the things they "find" saying (made in taiwan)
- Milan0
pffft, who needs science mumbo-jumbo, when religion is much easier to understand
- doesnotexist0
because their faith allows them to throw away their power of reason.
- Rand0
it's magic
- created in the heavens abovejanne76
- this is magic:
http://www.youtube.c…dasohr
- janne760
politics, religion & sex.
just don't talk about it.