Toenail
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- Jimbo820
Just so you know, it's healed lovely jubly now
- juhls0
This happened to me a few times while running and just stubbing my toe on closet doors and the like. You can tape it up (watch out for the band-aid/adhesive ripping-off thing), but only time will heal you, my son.
- spraycan0
disgusting !!
- benfal990
FOR FUCKS SAKE! IAM OUT OF THIS THREAD!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
- hahahha!sleepyfatso
- I doubt it could get any worse...NONEIS
- ismith0
hahaha janne... I would recommend taking the time in the morning to tape it up right. I've avoided many clothes-tearing-bandage accidents by doing a very clean tape job. Yeah sometimes it's bound to come undone or whatever but still better to take some care
- Amicus0
eat heaps of marshmallows or anything with gelatin...
I have to keep my toe and finger nails nice and trim because of karate and I always have to cut them more in winter due to all the hot chocolate and marshmallows that I have. :)
- kezza_20
sounds like you have a toe infection if it's black.
Its a fungus you get from sweaty feet. there is an antibiotic you can take.... Takes about a week to clear up
- Jimbo820
The nail came off cleanly and left a thin fleshy pink nail. I've kept the old nail, it's on my mantle piece, I often sit in front of the fire looking at it remembering the good times.
- rounce0
Rip out the new nail James, it's the only way to test this whole theory on nails growing back. As far as I know it's bullshit but, I'd love to be proved wrong by your yanking out of this nice new nail out to see if it gets a nice little replacement.
- Jimbo820
It's a bit like this one but more down one side.
> unpleasant image!
- CGN0
Just chop your toe off. It will heal faster and prevent this from happening again.
- doesnotexist0
I smashed a nail on my hand a few years back- took 4/5 months to grow back
- Chief0
ahhahah. this just happened to me too. late last year. i lost both big toenails the same way from soccer. mostly fools jumping for headers when they have no chance of ever connecting. big fools too.
both of mine had pretty much grown in underneath the cracked nail, so it was never really bare. i don't think i ever missed a match. just taped it up before putting on my socks.
- doesnotexist0
^ lucky! I smashed mine on one of those metal water pumps you see at camp sites- nail popped right off my finger. had to go to the hospital and they tore it out and cleaned it up. couldn't put any pressure on it/play guitar for 3 months at least.
- Jimbo820
Jesus. Knew I'd hear some horror stories.
Chief - Exactly the same with me, big retards landing square on it with studs. It's been like that for a while so reckon there is something growing underneath, like a small asian baby.