Whats your Jazz Name?
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- Stitchy_Lizard
I heard of this little game and I thought it was pretty fun. How you figure out your jazz name is this... You take the first name from your High School, and the last name from your favourite sitcom character.
For example... I went to Henry Sibley High School, and I love Stephen Colbert. Hence my Jazz Name is
Henry Colbert
The best part is to try and use this in conversation and see how many people you can get to fall for the... oh yeah... I listen to him often routine.
- rippedursite0
Frederick Ferrel
(is East Bound & Down a sit com?)
- shitehawke0
Coláiste Bisley?
The system does not work.
- thebottlerocket0
the long winter evenings must just fly at your place......
- JerseyRaindog0
King Alan - this is crap
- Ruffian0
Porn name, not jazz name. Jeez.
- Porn name is different it's your first pet's name + your first street name.Starwell99
- rippedursite0
i thought jazz meant porn.... kinda like jazz cigarette doesn't mean tobacco...
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Westminster Bartokomous
- OC? I have buddies that went there.monospaced
- hascarabin
- complete opposite of OC actually.dropdown
- monospaced0
Santa Barbara Stinson
Yeah, this is retarded.
- even if you just left the first part, Santa Stinson sounds like something they would call you on Americas most wantedkerraaang
- Autokern0
Can't be anything else than Miles Davis
- 7point340
st. john schrute
- This is actually a great name.shitehawke
- i know, i kinda like it7point34
- ismith0
I've never gone to a school with a person's name in front. Salisbury Stewart?
- shitehawke0
I was at a party years ago, fucing horrible party, incredibly shit. There was this piano in one room and I was fucked so I started to play it. Pretty badly, as I have no musical talent whatsoever. Anyway Im plinking through random notes, hitting random keys which sounds, to all intensive purposes, exactly like the noise a 2 year old would make if unleashed upon a musical instrument. When I notice this girl has sat beside me. She asks me what Im playing and I say 'Freeform jazz'. So she asks me to play another song. And so I do.
And she sits there listening to me for a while before her boyfriend comes over and wisks her away and off I go to the fridge and keep on drinking. Fucking jazz, my hole.
- hahahahaha7point34
- BWAHAHAHAA
*clutches sides
HAHAHAHAAdropdown - LOLismith
- that's goodmonospaced
- *swoon*juhls
- Ruffian0
Rozenthal Crockett
- nicole_marie0
Walled White.
stupid.
- juhls0
Bell Terwilliger
- HAYZ1LLA0
Emmbrook Partridge
- TheBlueOne0
Iona Fonz
Doesn't really work
- Iona Fonzarellishitehawke
- no worse than spyro gyra7point34
- vaxorcist0
West Carlin
- baseline_shift0
Central Simpson
- rippedursite0
@ shitehawk - best story evar