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I heard of this little game and I thought it was pretty fun. How you figure out your jazz name is this... You take the first name from your High School, and the last name from your favourite sitcom character.
For example... I went to Henry Sibley High School, and I love Stephen Colbert. Hence my Jazz Name is
The best part is to try and use this in conversation and see how many people you can get to fall for the... oh yeah... I listen to him often routine.
(is East Bound & Down a sit com?)
The system does not work.
the long winter evenings must just fly at your place......
King Alan - this is crap
Porn name, not jazz name. Jeez.
i thought jazz meant porn.... kinda like jazz cigarette doesn't mean tobacco...
Santa Barbara Stinson
Yeah, this is retarded.
Can't be anything else than Miles Davis
st. john schrute
I've never gone to a school with a person's name in front. Salisbury Stewart?
I was at a party years ago, fucing horrible party, incredibly shit. There was this piano in one room and I was fucked so I started to play it. Pretty badly, as I have no musical talent whatsoever. Anyway Im plinking through random notes, hitting random keys which sounds, to all intensive purposes, exactly like the noise a 2 year old would make if unleashed upon a musical instrument. When I notice this girl has sat beside me. She asks me what Im playing and I say 'Freeform jazz'. So she asks me to play another song. And so I do.
And she sits there listening to me for a while before her boyfriend comes over and wisks her away and off I go to the fridge and keep on drinking. Fucking jazz, my hole.
Doesn't really work
@ shitehawk - best story evar