Texas talk
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- redant
Nuttier than a squirrel turd
More nervous than a horse covered with horse fliesI had to report this. I heard these words coming from a Texas country dude, handsome too.
- MondoMorphic0
More hits than a tin roof in a hail storm.
- CALLES0
hi redant... how you doing?
- JackRyan0
Never squat with your spurs on.
- morilla0
Just go ahead and get it over with already. SECEDE!!!!
- ghandolf0
"He's happier than a puppy with two peters."
- TheBlueOne0
One of the few states with drive thru liquor stores.
- redant0
haha. Not enough Drive Throughs in my opinion. Where are they?
- in El PasoBattleAxe
- ooo not in Houstonredant
- One south of WacoRustyStew
- AustinTheBIueOne
- JackRyan0
A woman from Texas in a restroom as heard from the back row on a Southwester Airlines flight:
"Corn!? I don't remember eatin' any corn."
- redant0
Q: do you think u are good looking?
A: Does a one legged duck swim in a circle?
Not the same but funny.
- BattleAxe0
"where yall going"
- redant0
"yall" yea
it can be annoying
- epic_rim0
one of my favorite Onion articles of all time
- identity0
"grits and cheese - thats how MY west was won"
-Heard in a Wafflehouse last weekend
- dbloc0
It's like pissin in the wind.
- JackRyan0
"Whuppen if?" A conjunction of what would happen if.
"Whuppen if I got Meg real nice and drunk like? Im tellin' you, I need some pelt tonight. I just don't get the ladies comin' round here like I used to could."