Star Wars Reboot
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- shitehawke0
Does Shia LaBeouf need to be in it. Seems to be in every other fucking remake.
- Jamal_Jenkins0
Jay Z > CP-30
- vaxorcist0
Kim Lardassian as Princes Lea
err.. no...
Freida Pinto as Princes Lea
- harlequino0
I'd kind of like to a Wes Anderson version
Luke: Jason Shwartzman
Han: Owen Wilson
Leia: Natalie Portman (I realize she was in the prequels. Therein lies the equity)
Obi Wan: Bill Murray
Vader: Bill Murray
Tarkin: Seymour Cassel
3PO & R2: Willem Dafoe dressed in black holding action figures, doing a bonraku puppet performance- Bill Murray for Obi wan might just be inspired...TheBlueOne
- Bill Murray as Obi Wan?
YES!shitehawke - +1skwiotsmith
- morilla0
jennifer connolly = Lea
- yes, this is better than Fox or Biel.locustsloth
- ageed.shitehawke
- i'd buy thatscarabin_net
- vaxorcist0
Danny Devito as Yoda
- shitehawke0
Han Solo - Michael K. Williams
- shitehawke0
Kurt Russell needs to be in it too. Eyepatch optional.
- morilla0
- Heath would've been too old...Luke needs to be around 19, 20...TheBlueOne
- you see what makeup did for the sham wow guy?morilla
- That's why it's a tough one. I don't know any strong young actors that fit the rolemorilla
- and that do not look like they belong on the OCmorilla
- Greedo0
Christopher Walken, all parts.
- indeed7point34
- thread closed7point34
- nods head. strokes chin. agrees.shitehawke
- "I've had this light sabre up my ass for twenty years now..."TheBlueOne
- hahahahahaa TBO! hahahahashitehawke
- a la Eddie Murphy?BattleAxe
- 7point340
gary oldman = vader
- TheBlueOne0
Mickey Rourke as Solo?
OK, and besides cast, who would you have direct?
- michel gondry. hello, cardboard death star!Greedo
- alex proyas for a film noir/steam punk take. nolan or fincher for a moderne take7point34
- Agreed on nolan or fincher.shitehawke
- TheBlueOne0
I'd like to see Tom Roth as Vader actually. Roth does a great villian. He'd have to bulk up though...
- tim roth?7point34
- Roth would make a good Palpatine/Sidiousshitehawke
- Actually you're right...would be a better Palpatine..TheBlueOne
- 7point340
downey jr = han?
- TheBlueOne0
And we all agree that a Tarantino Star Wars remake would suck absolute balls, right?
- hahaha why would we even mention it?7point34
- the music would be god awfulmorilla
- I can most certainly agree to that.shitehawke
- shitehawke0
Too bad Marlon Brando aint around, would've been a good jabba...
- bill shatnerGreedo
- You're not even trying...that's like the low hanging fruit...TheBlueOne
- 7point340
ryan gosling as luke
- Greedo0
jack nicholson for emperor
- TheBlueOne0
How about instead of making it a straight narrative, doing it as a some sort of Documentary done on the "Rebel Alliance" by an "Imperial Media Network" reporter?...all cinema verite and handheld shaky camera work?
- a la the office. mockumentary?7point34
- that would be coolmorilla
- Back in your box sir!shitehawke
- like starship troopers, but more roger & me?
Greedo - "We're here locked down with the 'rebels' as the Imperial Death Star approaches. The outlook is grim for the rebels as our camera crew is attempting to get off of this tiny moon before the shooting starts..."TheBlueOne
- rebels as our camera crew is attempting to get off of this tiny moon before the shooting starts..."TheBlueOne