Star Wars Reboot
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- TheBlueOne
Hypothetical question: You are given the job of remaking the first Star Wars: A New Hope. Of today's contemporary actors who would you cast in what roles?
- Jamal_Jenkins0
Lando Calrissian > MC Hammer
- BRNK0
Whoa... hard question. I must think on this...
- I think Jason Statham would make a good Han. Different than Ford's but good.BRNK
- Huh..that's interesting. And he would DEFINITELY shoot first.TheBlueOne
- Id rather see Sarah Palin as Han Solo than that shitty 'actor'.Noggin
- Mal0
- Jamal_Jenkins0
CP30 > Bill O'Reilly
Jabba the Hutt > Rosie O'Donnell
Darth Vader > Dick Cheney- But the real Darth Vader had a soul. Cheney does not; just has a hollow void.mg33
- fooler20
Brad Garret (Raymond's brother) = Chewy
- 7point340
i don't care who he plays but bruce campbell must be cast
- fooler20
- Those are not "actors", those are cartoons. You frighten me.TheBlueOne
- the lines of reality have been blurred. BTW if you haven't seen its AWESOME!fooler2
- Mal0
C3PO-Graham Norton
- 7point340
megan fox as leia
- Jamal_Jenkins0
R2-D2 > Gary Coleman
- BRNK0
I can't believe I'm going to say this but... Zac Effron as Luke? ... Although I'd much rather cast him as the imperial dude that gets strangled by Vader!
- dismissed!7point34
- Sir Ian McKellen seem like the obvious pic for Obi Wan, but he'd make a better Tarkin!BRNK
- GET TAE FUCK!shitehawke
- Jamal_Jenkins0
Princess Leila > Amy Winehouse
- scarabin_net0
i dunno, but i'd go with bear grylls for indiana jones
- Wrong movie.Knuckleberry
- Bear grylls is a phony!baseline_shift
- o rlyscarabin_net
- he would out-survive any of us!scarabin_net
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Les Stroud would own Bear!baseline_shift - yeah, i've seen that stuff. he'd still out-survive anyone herescarabin_net
- les stroud is an ignorant flaming homo
his advice would get you killed in the wild!scarabin_net - he doesn't even look for water, and he makes fires by burning his supplies... it's retardedscarabin_net
- What!? He looks for water all the time! BG takes all these unnecessary risks, which isnt a wise survival tactic.baseline_shift
- at least bear eats the food he catches, stroud picks at it like a woman then throws it all away...scarabin_net
- you think stroud doesn't have a backpack full of powerbars too?scarabin_net
- Greedo0
hugh jackman = han solo
- harlequino0
Jay = C-3PO
Silent Bob = R2D2
- TheBlueOne0
Depp as Solo?
- too swishyGreedo
- Yeah, i like my solo with cool bracelets and a funny moustache.baseline_shift
- BattleAxe0
- ha hascarabin_net
- hahahaha.dopepope
- haha!PonyBoy
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAukit