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- colab0
:D ha!
- 7point340
do you also trim your pubic hair into whimsical shapes?
- mistermik0
I have a funny sorry.
the chap who does orville the duck was at a party and we got him ratted on booze/blow. We got him to do all these crazy voices and do the monkey voice. Got him major pissed and he got done for drink driving.
Was in the paper and everything.
- wow, thats a good story too! ;Dtwentyone13
- Orville the duck? Is that a cartoon in Liechtenstein?homeostatic
- mistermik0
Also saw Charlie Sheen in local shop chucking biscuits and chrisps at the owner. That was odd.
- magnificent_ruin0
I, too, am whimsical and have lots of creative fun
- I am a very warm person as wellmagnificent_ruin
- my coworkers think I am "way out there"magnificent_ruin
- oh yes, but it makes working a bit more interesting at least.twentyone13
- YOU ARE RIGHT!!!magnificent_ruin
- flavorful0
Is the joke that you're retarded?
Because you sound more like a retard than an "artist".
- h8rmagnificent_ruin
- Now that's just being mean.homeostatic
- flavorful.
dammit.
*shakes head7point34 - That is just mean, dude.homeostatic
- you cant say retard anymore - un pc man - your supposed to say 'tardmistermik
- LOL
*high fives flavJackRyan
- homeostatic0
You're a girl, right?
I hope you had older brothers and are used to merciless torment.
I apologize for the behavior of some here, but you really need to learn how to tell a joke (not that it can be done via this medium anyway).
- yes im a girl. lol.
I just ignore it. No brothers, but designer long enough to not care. lol.twentyone13 - and it wasnt really a 'joke' just something that happened that made me laugh. If it isnt funny to others i cant help that.twentyone13
- Get off her nuts dude, haha.flavorful
- yes im a girl. lol.
- Jnr_Madison0
Ah, you're a girl, all is forgiven :p
- XD of course im a girl LOL
I can help it I like cute things ><twentyone13
- XD of course im a girl LOL
- monospaced0
You have a tiled animated rainbow-colored gif as your wallpaper and you changed your mouse cursor to a fucking animated yellow dinosaur with a bow in its hair? You should be fired.
- lol probably.twentyone13
- but at least no one fucks with my computer.twentyone13
- ofcourse noone does, it's already fucked...nbq
- LOL nbqJnr_Madison
- voiceof0
I think Lisa Frank should open a forum just for stories like this.
- skt0
have you ever read the pvn twentyone13?
what part of you ever thought we would be a receptive audience to something so toe curlingly awful as your funny story? god it was terrible.
i'm going to have to go outside for a bit and shake my head in pity.
- 7point340
the knowledge that she is a she changes my pubic hair question from sarcastic in-joke to downright creepy
- flavorful0
For the record, I'm an equal opportunity "h8r".
I don't care if you're a girl, or a retard, or apparently a retarded girl.
You act like a g-ddamn three year old.
It's not cute, if I were your "old man" boss, you'd be fired immediately for obviously being incompetent.
- flav, can we just leave the tards out of it?7point34
- Replace "retard" with "douchebag", and "retarded" with "douchebagged"flavorful
- Its not incompetent? It has nothing to do with my job. Infact, if anything it makes me more motivated and creative. Who cares what my computer looks like, im in an office where no one sees it.twentyone13
- Not a lot they can do, im the best designer around. ;dtwentyone13
- monospaced0
Plus, it's obvious you have a PC. I think my 12-year-old cousin has the same cursor as you.
- mg330
I think it is pretty funny actually!!!! Made me laugh.
- kezza_20
haha funniest thread for ages....
anyone who thinks they are wacky, probably isn't.
I present Colin Hunt:
- lol, not that crazy. I just like rainbows. ;)twentyone13
- totally. Nobody who says 'I'm eccentric' ever is...Infirm