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- monospaced0
Plus, it's obvious you have a PC. I think my 12-year-old cousin has the same cursor as you.
- skt0
have you ever read the pvn twentyone13?
what part of you ever thought we would be a receptive audience to something so toe curlingly awful as your funny story? god it was terrible.
i'm going to have to go outside for a bit and shake my head in pity.
- voiceof0
I think Lisa Frank should open a forum just for stories like this.
- kezza_20
way to go with your first post anyway
- yah for real. loltwentyone13
- You guys are so warm and inviting.twentyone13
- it takes awhile... i would say we're endearing :)megE
- erikjonsson0
girls get away with anything
- harlequino0
You're going to feel pretty stupid years later when your neck and eyes are all fucked up from having a tilited monitor.
But enjoy. Be wacky. Be Cindi Fucking Lauper.
- And whos eyes arent going to be fucked? lol. I dont think tilting has anything to do with it.twentyone13
- If your monitor is at an angle and you are not reading straight left to right, you are tilting your head.harlequino
- You may think you are not, but you are. Even subtley. But do what you want.harlequino
- its only one of them, and not even the one I use.twentyone13
- megE0
... and then i fell down the stairs
- boobs0
I think the OP has missed something. Funny stories about the boss start out with "So, me and the boss's wife were going at it hammer and tongs right there on the boss's desk, and the whole office was watching through the glass wall. We're both just about to come up with the whole thing, when he barges in without knocking. I threw up on his shoes, and kept my mind on my business..."
Finish this off in such way as it will make us all laugh, and you'd have what people would call a "funny story."
- kezza_20
haha funniest thread for ages....
anyone who thinks they are wacky, probably isn't.
I present Colin Hunt:
- lol, not that crazy. I just like rainbows. ;)twentyone13
- totally. Nobody who says 'I'm eccentric' ever is...Infirm
- mg330
I think it is pretty funny actually!!!! Made me laugh.
- flavorful0
For the record, I'm an equal opportunity "h8r".
I don't care if you're a girl, or a retard, or apparently a retarded girl.
You act like a g-ddamn three year old.
It's not cute, if I were your "old man" boss, you'd be fired immediately for obviously being incompetent.
- flav, can we just leave the tards out of it?7point34
- Replace "retard" with "douchebag", and "retarded" with "douchebagged"flavorful
- Its not incompetent? It has nothing to do with my job. Infact, if anything it makes me more motivated and creative. Who cares what my computer looks like, im in an office where no one sees it.twentyone13
- Not a lot they can do, im the best designer around. ;dtwentyone13
- 7point340
the knowledge that she is a she changes my pubic hair question from sarcastic in-joke to downright creepy
- monospaced0
You have a tiled animated rainbow-colored gif as your wallpaper and you changed your mouse cursor to a fucking animated yellow dinosaur with a bow in its hair? You should be fired.
- lol probably.twentyone13
- but at least no one fucks with my computer.twentyone13
- ofcourse noone does, it's already fucked...nbq
- LOL nbqJnr_Madison
- Jnr_Madison0
Ah, you're a girl, all is forgiven :p
- XD of course im a girl LOL
I can help it I like cute things ><twentyone13
- XD of course im a girl LOL
- homeostatic0
You're a girl, right?
I hope you had older brothers and are used to merciless torment.
I apologize for the behavior of some here, but you really need to learn how to tell a joke (not that it can be done via this medium anyway).
- yes im a girl. lol.
I just ignore it. No brothers, but designer long enough to not care. lol.twentyone13 - and it wasnt really a 'joke' just something that happened that made me laugh. If it isnt funny to others i cant help that.twentyone13
- Get off her nuts dude, haha.flavorful
- yes im a girl. lol.
- flavorful0
Is the joke that you're retarded?
Because you sound more like a retard than an "artist".
- h8rmagnificent_ruin
- Now that's just being mean.homeostatic
- flavorful.
dammit.
*shakes head7point34 - That is just mean, dude.homeostatic
- you cant say retard anymore - un pc man - your supposed to say 'tardmistermik
- LOL
*high fives flavJackRyan
- magnificent_ruin0
I, too, am whimsical and have lots of creative fun
- I am a very warm person as wellmagnificent_ruin
- my coworkers think I am "way out there"magnificent_ruin
- oh yes, but it makes working a bit more interesting at least.twentyone13
- YOU ARE RIGHT!!!magnificent_ruin