British Dress Codes
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- moth0
It implies ironing the shirt.
- ian0
Don't look like a tramp.
- ian000
Jeans and a blazer?
- thatblokemike0
polished shoes.. shiny forehead, cheesy grin like a dickhead. shirt trousers. you got a job interview?
- moth0
fancy restaurant?
You're paying them. You can wear whatever you like surely...
- CodenameAM0
Closing the doors of your everyday designer wardrobe and opening the one of your Account Manager...be a slut for a day!
- kezza_20
my smart is
jeans tshirt jacket and shoes or posh trainers
- thats smart/casual wouldn't get away with it some places.thatblokemike
- Raniator0
No t-shirts, no trainers. Jeans are ok, must be fairly dark though and not faded or ripped.
- mimeartist_limited0
what is the restaurant?
- vespa0
- or in his case, standing on his toes.max_prophet
- I like to think vivienne westwood hates people like thismax_prophet
- He's just standing on tip-toes isn't he?moth
- hopefully its NYE fancy dressmax_prophet
- you guys and your eagle eyes for mens footwearvespa
- bugger it. Out noted.moth
- *retracts clawsmax_prophet
- awww but you're good when you get your claws out max, don't deny your inner biatchvespa
- MSL0
Shirt, Trousers or smart Jeans (dark, no rips or stained ones) and shoes (no trainers).
Claridges let me in with black shirt, dark blue jeans and black loafers.
Enjoy the food - it's excellent.
- vespa0
- I want to kick him in the pips.moth
- please do.max_prophet
- If you kick him hard enough I'll bet his boots will fall off.ian
- i wear a hat like that every day.janne76
- WeLoveNoise0
helly hanson jacket
football top (preferably aston villa)
lacoste jeans
rockport shoes
and a burberry checkered cap........ your guaranteed to get in anywhere wearing this
- max_prophet0
I've been away from the monstrous olde london towne for a bit over a month scooting about here and there and generally being a decadent flaneur. Sadly, however, reality beckons and some money must be earned so I'm back in London today, to be more specific, the 'fashionable' Brick Lane.
Wow, it actually got worse, it's got more 'fashionable'. Trendies and hipsters are literally tripping over each other as they glare at which edition of elephant-face skin flip flops the guy over there in the top hat and tails is wearing, bloated northern student whores muffin-topping out of their 1980s prostitute spandex hand out flyers for their upcoming 'electro-jazzhop wogbox jam' fashion show and swivel on their leopard skin heels to make sure you can read their deep, philosophical t-shirts that read "I AM A NUMBER" or some other complete nonsense aimed to prove that they are free thinkers and not simply the bored, desperate, vacuous, lonely fucking parasites they really are.
How these people can spend such vast amounts of time and energy making themselves look like floppy ragdolls with seagull shit in their hair is beyond me. The real irony is that they have convinced themselves that they are free thinkers and individuals with originality and hilarious wit, but the obvious fact is that they have just morphed themselves into looking exactly like the rest of the mindless mob and even donned silly masks to hold worthless 'protests' outside the CoS.
Get a fucking grip people, you are worthless lost souls yes, but don't try to dress it up as some kind of bohemian art statement. Get off the bandwagon and put your energy into... well... anything else.
crazy fucks.
original thread: http://www.yayhooray.com/thread/…
- seemed fitting, sorry to interruptmax_prophet
- "floppy ragdolls with seagull shit in their hair" hahaahaaaaaa brilliant, yay you're back on form!vespa
- ahahah.Corvo2
- yeah i think Claridges is preferable over all that horrible dressing backwards pointy shoe bullshit.mimeartist_limited
- hahahahahajanne76
- MSTRPLN0
-shaved head
-dark rimmed glasses
-black everything
-a watch that is difficult to tell time with
-retro adidas
- mimeartist_limited0
At Claridges I'd imagine shoes with smart jeans and a jacket you'll get away it... not worth risking being turned away just so you can wear trainers.
- mimeartist_limited0
Dress Code on here...
http://www.gordonramsay.com/clar…