(cause of sex) next 4 years we'll be fine
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- JSK0
So plan to pay taxes to support "the black guy" who got elected?
- Sir ... sir ... please anal discussion only. Please report to: http://www.qbn.com/t…flavorful
- scarabin_net5
so does your ass hurt now
- i was thinking the same. he never mentioned which way it went.airey
- CALLES0
did you PIITB?
- I think the bit that says 'ass sex' meant he stuck it up there, yes.Jnr_Madison
- lolPIITB
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- pr2-11
now, that i think about it aren't there like parties tomorrow because of the inauguration? I mean shouldn't we all for the good cause try to have sex (well, not witch each other of course) for the good cause???
- flavorful0
Yes We cANAL!
- autoflavour1
how much extra did you have to pay her to violate the exits
- Horp0
^ I'm flying in overnight for a pretty amazing private party, but its for an uber uber fashion crowd so I'm not really sure I can disclose info. Have some spare invites though.
- codpiece partymagnificent_ruin
- i think i know the one you mean. should be good. lots of girls to penetrate.skt
- Thats the one Skt, THATS THE ONE!Horp
- oh godpr2
- janne760
ASS SEX FOR OBAMA!
- janne762
CLASSIC ASS SEX:
(SFW)- WTF! If you drop trou in front of a donkey with a foot long dong, you have to expect a reaction.MrOneHundred
- flavorful0
To be honest I set goals and make up crazy things like this too. Hell, I still believe saying, "Rabbit, Rabbit", as the first words when I wake up on the first of each month brings luck.
Just be prepared to take it right back in the ass no matter what you do. These/Those fleeting moments of happiness are just that.
- pr2-11
if u don't share the goods then the whole inauguration success will lie on the back of your, and only yours, cock...
- i love when a cock lays a line down my back...7point34
- Its just I don't know you on here so I can't really start handing out invites.Horp
- wait. i mean... i fucked him in the ass.7point34
- wait...7point34
- i fucked 10 women last night7point34
- there we go7point34
- jaline is my referencepr2
- Are you unwell or something? No lie: I fucked 167 hot models last night.Horp
- 169 if you count the two assistants who were doing their hair and make-up.Horp
- sorry i forgot 2 zeroes.
i fucked 1000 women last night7point34 - Amateur. When I said 169, I was only referring to the brunettes.Horp
- oh man, u guys sound like you haven't seen inside of woman's vagina in yearspr2
- There were a further 12,000 blondes I neglected to mention.Horp
- i actually have 5 penises and can cum in less than half a second.7point34
- my personal best, in one night, was 34,655... and i had mono at the time7point34
- 7point340
just so we're clear...
if the country starts going downhill, do we all get to fuck you in the ass?
only seems fair if you want to take credit for it then you have to take responsibility in case it fails miserably.
- doesnotexist8
lame.
- threadpost1
going backdoor on a one night stand, that is classy. I've had girlfriends for 8 years before and still....never...gone....there... TMI, I suppose, I love sharing my intimate secrets with the interneb™
- hallelujah1
most of these posts are saying you sound like an idiot--did you know that?
- oooooh i did!
*flails arm up in the air.
pick me, rand. i knew it!7point34 - lolhallelujah
- amen to that.lvl_13
- hallelujah!pr2
- the kid's got spunk!hallelujah
- oooooh i did!