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• kezza_2

  A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are sitting in the garden of a psychiatric hospital.

  With nothing to do and completely bored the sadist says: "Why don't we torture a cat?"

  Then the zoophile says: "Yeah, we'll torture a cat and then we'll f*** it!!!"

  The murderer agrees, "We'll torture a cat, f*** ... Read Moreit and then kill it!!!"

  The necrophile says "We'll torture a cat, f*** it, kill it then f*** it again!!!"

  The pyromaniac goes, "We'll torture a cat, f*** it, kill it, f*** it again and then set it on fire!!!"

  There's a sudden silence and they all look at the masochist and ask: "You not saying anything???"

  The masochist smiles and says:

  "Meeeoww"

  • hhaha, i'm telling this joke at Thanksgiving.– harlequino1/5

    I'm telling this joke at my daughter's second grade parent teacher conference!– boobs2/5

    ...and a normal human being came with a MAC-11 and busted the domes of all of those bloody psychotics.– styleplus3/5

    ...lest that type of shit spread to the rest of normal world.– styleplus4/5

    FUCKING LOL
    this joke made me spit all over the wall..– Coffeemaker5/5

  

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