Joke of the Day
Joke of the Day
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A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are sitting in the garden of a psychiatric hospital.
With nothing to do and completely bored the sadist says: "Why don't we torture a cat?"
Then the zoophile says: "Yeah, we'll torture a cat and then we'll f*** it!!!"
The murderer agrees, "We'll torture a cat, f*** ... Read Moreit and then kill it!!!"
The necrophile says "We'll torture a cat, f*** it, kill it then f*** it again!!!"
The pyromaniac goes, "We'll torture a cat, f*** it, kill it, f*** it again and then set it on fire!!!"
There's a sudden silence and they all look at the masochist and ask: "You not saying anything???"
The masochist smiles and says:
"Meeeoww"
- hhaha, i'm telling this joke at Thanksgiving.harlequino
- I'm telling this joke at my daughter's second grade parent teacher conference!boobs
- ...and a normal human being came with a MAC-11 and busted the domes of all of those bloody psychotics.styleplus
- ...lest that type of shit spread to the rest of normal world.styleplus
- FUCKING LOL
this joke made me spit all over the wall..Coffeemaker