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- 7point340
is this why you're so depressed?
you've had to hold it in all day... actually, on second thought, it would probably have me fucking ill as well.
- anxiousarms0
stop being a bitch and gas those muthas! they asked for it!
- hallelujah0
you still can't fart in front of your inlaws?
- grunttt0
ask your co-workers if they have any pepper spray or stun-guns. when they say "no, why?" you say "just checkin'" and push like there is not tomorrow.
- JackRyan0
Turn a cup upside down on your desk, and say, "You should see the the thing I trapped under there." When they lift up the cup rip it, and say, "Put back down! Put it back down!"
Or tell one of your fellow employees that you need a hug. If/when you get one let loose and then say, "Ooops, you squeezed me too hard."
- 5timuli0
I feel like I'm going to combust.
- Gilt0010
Crop dust...
- TheBlueOne0
No Alfredo!!!!!
- boobs0
*quietly moves to different continent.
- moamoa0
You are not to be envied :(
- fyoucher10
Lean against wall, squeeze buttocks, ledder rip.
- bulletfactory0
step outside?