Gas.
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- 5timuli0
I feel like I'm going to combust.
- JackRyan0
Turn a cup upside down on your desk, and say, "You should see the the thing I trapped under there." When they lift up the cup rip it, and say, "Put back down! Put it back down!"
Or tell one of your fellow employees that you need a hug. If/when you get one let loose and then say, "Ooops, you squeezed me too hard."
- grunttt0
ask your co-workers if they have any pepper spray or stun-guns. when they say "no, why?" you say "just checkin'" and push like there is not tomorrow.
- hallelujah0
you still can't fart in front of your inlaws?
- anxiousarms0
stop being a bitch and gas those muthas! they asked for it!
- 7point340
is this why you're so depressed?
you've had to hold it in all day... actually, on second thought, it would probably have me fucking ill as well.
- bulletfactory0
step outside?
- fyoucher10
Lean against wall, squeeze buttocks, ledder rip.
- moamoa0
You are not to be envied :(
- boobs0
*quietly moves to different continent.
- TheBlueOne0
No Alfredo!!!!!
- Gilt0010
Crop dust...
- 5timuli
Really need to let rip but it's almost silent in here. The bathroom is one thin door away from the only two people here. Erm... just thought I'd share my dilemma. Please, carry on.