Juggling hookers
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- megE
This is a bit of a long story - but it's funny, kind of, i think... whatever.
I've been dating this guy for a little over a month. He's 26, still wanting to be in college type of guy. Not mister forever, but fun to be around right now. Anyways, last week he went to the CU v. WV game on Thursday night, skipped work the next day, partied hardy with his college buds (reliving the good ol' college days). He calls me Friday when I get off work...
Him: Hey
Me: What's up? How was the game last night? Congrats on the win.
Him: Yeah it was great. We were up till 5AM, ate at Denny's for breakfast, it was an epic night.
Me: Yeah? (because he's sort of sounding down) What's wrong? You guys won...
Him: I have something I need to tell you.
Me: Yeah?
Him: Cody and I bought a hooker last night
Me:.... what? Where did you find a hooker in Boulder?
Him: b....b... but, we didn't sleep with her or nothing, we just paid her to juggle.
Me: What? W-What does that cost?
(his story continues... blah blah blah, etc, etc)
Me: (perturbed) yeah, so I guess the night was EPIC, huh?
Him: (laughing) it would be if it was true, right?WTF?!
Needless to say, we're not dating any longer :)
- Jaline0
hahhaaha
- Jaline0
Maybe it was some kind of test.
Or he was drunk.
- sublocked0
fuck yeah, those guys know how to party.
- Llyod0
get a sense of humor.
ps I love boulder
- instrmntl0
jesus
- CALLES0
so he threw it out there to see your reaction but he actually probably fucked a hooker
- yes...this is what I thnk...He was testig the waters with sacasm, but actually went through with it.BannedKappa
- sublocked0
maybe he was just sick of dating you and wanted you to break up with him.
- man up and do it yourselfmegE
- don't take it out on me...just saying it's a possibility.sublocked
- :) i was playing... its not out of you, im not even angrymegE
- guys tend to do this a lot, to be honestJaline
- sleep with hookers?matt31
- no, just be an asshole until she breaks up with you. Hasn't happened to me, but I hear about it all the time.Jaline
- yes but only the softcocks!!BannedKappa
- Llyod0
it's impossible to find a hooker in boulder. you'd have to go to denver
- migy0
I like the idea of a juggling hooker
- blaw0
So how much does a hooker charge for a juggling act?
Clothed or un?
How difficult is it to find someone dedicated enough to learn to juggle, yet earns a living sleeping with strangers?So many questions...
- sublocked0
better thread: juggling hookers or raptor jesus? i can't decide.
- emukid0
how do you juggle a hooker?
- 7point340
i thought this was some trolling thread about seeing competing hookers at the same time... living on both sides of the street...
them get to their corners about the same time every night and then glare across the street at each other, but then they see you pull up to the corner and you think:
"oh great they both see me. which one do i wave to. awwwwwkward."
- TheBlueOne0
So, how DOES one find a hooker in Boulder?