Steve Jobs Skinny
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- Llyod0
gotta give it to him, he wears cancer well.
- Witt0
Last time we went camping together, he slept in an envelope.
- http://www.duncans.t…deadfinch
- I'd be afraid of breaking it. same as his wife feels about him.Llyod
- Witt0
Oops. I didn't know he is ill.
- Llyod0
anybody know how I could get a fruit basket delivered to his office?
- Tark0
- 5timuli0
Steve Jobs is so skinny he can see out the peephole with both eyes.
- Greedo0
You know Apple is working on an immersive suit which will sustain Steve's life once his body stops functioning. It will be fed by leeching all the cool out of hipsters, which will allow him to grow immensely in power until he finally takes over the world and can turn his unsleeping electronic eyes to galactic domination.
- dbloc0
iSick
- MikeJ0
Yeah, its a problem for users too. What do you think will happen after Jobs died? Remember when he left Apple... :S
- sherm0
wow. I didn't know he was sick.
he could use a tailor.
- MrOneHundred0
He’s just on the MrOneHundred diet. He just needs to grow his hair and get some leather pants.
- dconstrukt0
damn, some of you guys are assholes.
the guy is fighting for his fucking life dealing with pancreatic cancer.
just wait till that shit hits you or someone you love.