Steve Jobs Skinny
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- dconstrukt0
damn, some of you guys are assholes.
the guy is fighting for his fucking life dealing with pancreatic cancer.
just wait till that shit hits you or someone you love.
- MrOneHundred0
He’s just on the MrOneHundred diet. He just needs to grow his hair and get some leather pants.
- sherm0
wow. I didn't know he was sick.
he could use a tailor.
- MikeJ0
Yeah, its a problem for users too. What do you think will happen after Jobs died? Remember when he left Apple... :S
- dbloc0
iSick
- Greedo0
You know Apple is working on an immersive suit which will sustain Steve's life once his body stops functioning. It will be fed by leeching all the cool out of hipsters, which will allow him to grow immensely in power until he finally takes over the world and can turn his unsleeping electronic eyes to galactic domination.
- 5timuli0
Steve Jobs is so skinny he can see out the peephole with both eyes.
- Tark0
- Llyod0
anybody know how I could get a fruit basket delivered to his office?
- Witt0
Oops. I didn't know he is ill.
- Witt0
Last time we went camping together, he slept in an envelope.
- http://www.duncans.t…deadfinch
- I'd be afraid of breaking it. same as his wife feels about him.Llyod
- Llyod0
gotta give it to him, he wears cancer well.
- mia_free0
you work at Adobe ? You sound like you want Apple to become SGI. Desktop computers are the past anyways, its all about portable, touchscreen tablets with workstation power. I was in 2065 last night and the computers were just these foldable glass tablets with embedded nanochips running adobe CS60. I was looking for a browser until I realized that the internet was everywhere around me... I said "google" and my brain called up Google in my brain and reminded me to comply.
Weird future.
- You had to actually 'say' Google before it would work?
That's crap.SkyPoo
- You had to actually 'say' Google before it would work?