My friendship chart
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- chossy0
Exactly!!! we were deer friends now look what you have turned me into a marauding hippo pure no liking anyone!!!!
on a lighter note look at the wee hippo running away what a wee shame :'(
- maybe you could use wee more in that second sentenceflashbender
- _salisae_0
if it means that much to you, chossy, i will join your audi hating pack and sell my car. after that point, chossy, could you please direct me to the next major decision i will need to make in order to maintain your friendship?
- chossy0
salisae it is too late I am afraid, how can I even look at you knowing that you used to sit in an audi?. How can I
*slowly shakes head and looks at feet tears form slowly and roll down my face and drop onto my shoes my lovely lovely shoes.
- shoegazer!magnificent_ruin
- I guess I don't get it. What's the hell is wrong with an Audi?tommyo
- _salisae_0
chossy, if you met my lil' clementine you'd have no hate in your heart for her. she's tomatoe bisque orange with a stick shift and a state license plate taped onto the front of her grill. it's a wagon ffs. no elitism there. pure reliability, low emissions and she even came with a security blanket and first aide kit.
i found her quite by accident. a lot far on the outskirts of atlanta kept her as bait. people read her specs and price and made the trip but when they arrived and saw her color they asked what else was available. they said i was the only one who happened to actually love the color and the stick shift as well as the incredible price.
when i was a kid my mom and dad both drove bright orange cars which caused endless embarrassment but i guess i'm more appreciative of them now cus they taught me not to care if others judge me for the color or make of the car i arrive in.
- _salisae_0
if this is about something else i am happy to talk with you about it. i haven't really noticed our being friends or not being friends. i remember a hat flew off someone's head and landed on yours at one point and i believed you were a magician but now when i think of you i just imagine a lot of pooping and farting.
- MrOneHundred0
- NEVERFAILGreedo
- there's a t-shirtGreedo
- This is my expression for most of my work day.MrOneHundred
- i guess you can add bubbler face to your terms of endearment, fungal bumGreedo
- Clarita20
Hi
- Clarita20
I knw him