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- hedge0
Hideous shoes.
- kona0
I'm gonna post this in this thread cause it somewhat relates to the rich hedge.
Saturday night my wife was downtown Chicago with the girls for a bachelorette party just coming out of a club, waiting for their limo. She's telling me that there was some super nice car parked just outside the door on the curb. Silver, looked expensive and really fast. So she says this guy comes up to her and goes "Hey... do you know who's car that is?" and without missing a beat she says "No but I can imagine someone with too much money bought it to overcompensate for their small penis" and she said he kinda stood there for a second or two, no one said anything, then he reluctantly clicked his keys to unlock the car and quickly got in and drove away.
HAHAHAHAHAH. God I love her sense of humor.
- LOLJaline
- She sounds awesome.Jaline
- She is! Thanks Jaline! She makes me laugh all the time. I love it! (good to see you btw)kona
- You too. Hope you're doing well. Is work going better for you this time around?Jaline
- Absolutely!! I love it here. I'm doing some of my best work ever. New portfolio by the end of the month. :)kona
- I mean, my new portfolio will be up by the end of the month. Lotz of new work. :)kona
- hahababahaahaaa...flavorful
- hedge0
Guess who has the last laugh at the end of the day. Those with money.
(I don't have a small penis.)
- Meeklo0
Hedge doesn't have a small penis, he just have really long legs..
its an optical illusion- This made me LOL for some reason.Jaline
- he doesn't even exist--how can he have a small penis?Dr_Rand
- He doesn't a small penis it's just that the rest of the world is abnormally large.Mimio
- Imaginary Expensive Penis™TheBlueOne
- hedge0
My abnormally distended testicles just make it appear small. It's like an optical illusion.
I can illustrate by posting a photograph if you like.
- If you grow the pubes long and comb them over, you could get a Trump effect going. Those high society ladies will dig it.TheBlueOne
- Llantera0
what a tool - your worse than a chick - who cares what anyone is wearing. I'd only care what the model wasn't wearing
- orangecrunch0
I'm sexy...I'm a sexy boy. Ding Dong Ding Dong!
- orangecrunch0
I heard "they" are making a Wallstreet II I got an 80's boner.