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Last night Scott Montgomery, who works at JP Morgan as an investment banker (lol #1), walks over to our table wearing a double-breasted navy blue blazer with mock-tortoiseshell buttons, a prewashed wrinkled-cotton striped dress shirt with red accent stitching, a red, white and blue fireworks-print silk tie by Hugo Boss and plum washed-wool trousers with a quadruple-pleated front and slashed pockets by Lazo. (lol #2)
He's holding a glass of champagne and hands it to the girl he's with - definite model type, thin, okay tits, no ass, high heels - and she's wearing a wool-crepe skirt and a wool and cashmere velour jacket and draped over her arm is a wool and cashmere velour coat, all by Louis Dell'Olio. High-heeled shoes by Susan Bennis Warren Edwards. Glasses by Alain Mikli. Pressed-leather bag from Hermès.
Can you guys believe that? The brokers and I just exchanged compliments on our attire and moved along to discuss the new Price account handler; one none other than Scott.
- 5timuli0
His name would have been better the other way round.
- +1armsbottomer
- then he would be this http://frinklinspeak…arthur
- meffid0
why do I feel so gay when I read this?
- gramme0
This does not communicate.
- sublocked0
kill yourself, hedge.
- mcLeod0
- Patrick?JG_LB
- that won't work without a compressorforcetwelve
- PB will make it workmcLeod
- flashbender0
well, that sounds like a real nice evening
- MrDinky0
what kind of hedge fund guy hangs out with brokers. only low level.
- I'm not elitist.hedge
- so you are one of those. no wonder you never get invited to the executive floor at MS.MrDinky
- you're not even close to rich bitch.robotron3k
- robotron3k0
you're wayyyy to ghey for me hedge. and you're such a name dropper you should be on Perez Hilton...
- sorry, i didn't mean name dropper, I meant, big phony.robotron3k
- ukit0
- it's okay to make fun of a phaker. no really, it's okay.robotron3k
- morilla0
If I met you, I would punch you.
- ukit0
If I met you, I would punch you, and steal your money.
- cannonball0
i was totally hanging out after doing bumps in the bathroom at Union Pool when I banged into Charlotte (the junior producer at Mindflatulate, the new online marketing shop in SOHO.. the brunette with the spider web tattoo on her neck and the pegged shortpants, suspenders, and pointy toe stillettoes). She was just comming out of the photobooth with her gay asian designer friend Tran (the vietnamise guy who never wears belts with his skinny white jeans). They were both laughing about the glam rock poses they made in their shots when she was like... "Hey wait aren't you the guy who did our pitch comps?". She offered to buy me a pabst but I was like "how cliche... I'll take a red stripe"
- ukit0
And then I said, "talk to the hand."
- ukit0
- hedge0
I thought it was amusing, especially the tie.
- nicnichols0
The simple fact that you can instantly recognize all of those labels, makes me question not just your made up vocation....