Fastest Guitar Player Ever
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- brains0
Dude. He is moving his left hand fingers. He is just so fucking fast you can't tell.
- TheBlueOne0
The skill is impressive,but...but...boring as fucking watching mold grow on bread...
- Llyod0
sounds like shit
- TheBlueOne0
As much as I bag on the guy, he's still the once and future king of that style...
And here he's doing it chit chatting over an espresso...
- when he plays fast it still actually sounds like music and he's got an instantly recognizable toneand vibratoTheBlueOne
- Yepismith
- boobs0
Yeah, but he's shy.
- barbtastic0
my friend is way better at this
- I take it they're the species of musician that makes odd jokes and use the words "cat" and "dig" alot...TheBlueOne
- I'm diggin that cat.harlequino
- he does a lot of old man jokes, but don't use the old hipster lingo too much...barbtastic
- crazy joe has his own band, he used play for deke a lot on tour... i can't speak for what lingo deke chooses to usebarbtastic
- see link below for more music...
my fave is "baby's behind"barbtastic
- Stugoo0
- wow... r u kidding me?chrisRG
- get the child a real guitar ffs!sea_sea
- what he saidtymeframe
- doesnt really require musical talent pressing buttons after screen, nowhere near playing real insturmentdrgs
- you're shit at guitar hero right?Mojo
- i stopped playing video games in 1998drgs
- i still play videogames, just none made after 1998eighteen
- harlequino0
With those fingers, that contest guy should focus more on marketing himself to the ladies.
- mjg0
Ross the Boss
- Fariska0
I guess that the fastest guitar players
are Janick Gers / Dave Murrray and Adrian Smith when they're on the Iron Maiden airplane in flight.
- fafore0
Batio.
- harlequino0
Hey barb, you into the Squirrel Nut Zippers? They're doing a free show here tomorrow night. You're Crazy Joe posts made me think of them.
- OOOOOO!!! Is that crazy Big Band Jazz thing back again? Do I have to dust off the ole' Zoot suit?TheBlueOne
- I hope so!
Bring yer spats!harlequino - *buries head in handsTheBlueOne
- i like them okay, i would go to a free show fer shurbarbtastic
- Actually, SNZ have been around for a good 15 years, way before the Zoot Suit Riot crap around '97 or so.harlequino
- thought they broke up a while back.... LOVED perennial favorites7point34
- Didn't one the guys' books get stolen, with all his charts? And he had no copies. Maybe one of the sax players?harlequino
- Corvo0
fgpe my arse.
- Mojo0
oh my word! It was boring as hell, but seriously, if you're a guitarist you'll really appreciate how amazingly fast that is. I'm pretty fast, and only ever broke to around 140bpm on flight of the bumblebee, he hit 320bpm! that is sick!! that's like, pff 30ish notes per second? pfft!!
- bulletfactory0
wow, the guy's technique is awesome - but i would love to hear him play 5 good slow notes with feeling.
- Don't hate, appreciate!DaveO
- like i said his technique is awesome, but i would like to see him play w/ feel.bulletfactory
- of course i understand this exercise was purely for speed - so it was perfectbulletfactory
- dbloc0
The Gnar Gnar