To those of you with girlfriends
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- WeLoveNoise0
just say to her its doesnt matter what u wear because u look fat in everything anyway
she wont ask again
- flavorful0
I do not really have any type of concept of time. What I think takes me about a half hour to get ready, is like an hour. I'm constantly late for everything to the point that most of my friends either plan for me to be late, take it upon themselves to ensure I get somewhere on time, or adjust their time schedule to tell me to be somewhere much earlier than I should because I'll be two hours late anyway.
When my mom wants to have me over for supper, she tells me to be over at 05, so when I show up around 07 she is just finishing up cooking.
Not exactly sure why I'm late for everything, or really why people don't get angrier. Well actually I guess the ones that do I just don't hang out with them.
Like on the Fourth, I was telling a dizzy to meet me at my family's in an hour as I was 45 minutes out ... her response back was, "Okay, so show up at 3? Because you were supposed to be home at 10 and it's 12 now."
And there I thought I was early, haha.
- CALLES0
check this one out... after years of going out with girls... for some reason they always seem to like better what i order in a restaurant than what they order.... so what i do is i get something that i think they would like better... cuz by then i already know... and then i suggest they get something that i want... At the end they always end up looking over at my plate i offer if they wanna try... when they admit that its better i agree to trade plates and at the end i look like the sweetest guy in the world
- gaming the system. +1TheBlueOne
- hahahah, brilliant.
* Tips hat.flavorful - you magnificent bastard!
brilliant!!!7point34 - I usually make a comment about how they can get anything they want as long as it's water and a salad.flavorful
- lolCALLES
- i didnt notice until i read this, i am doing the same thing.mhr
- really? hahahahaJaline
- I do that all the time with my gf. ALL the time. Tested it out too. I told her once what I did....cannonball
- and she was like... I want yours now.cannonball
- lowimpakt0
we've been together nearly 10 years and I can't remember one annoying clothes/going out situation. I have a sound girlfriend that isn't needy or manipulative.
I feel pity for the rest of ye.
- pascii0
oral sex makes a lot of things better between man and woman
- fafore0
Happiness is having your GF trained.
I guess it's kind of bad buuuuuuuut... I'm not complaining.
I'm sure at least one of you know what I'm talking about. The mother fucking backhand.