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- Llyod0
good god we've become pussies
- I don't see how. One person drives over em with their car, the other suffocates them and bludgeons them to death.ian
- yeah, back on the old days I'd be making stew out of it. Now I just want to relocate itflashbender
- 7point340
you should name the mouse flender
- flender flufflebutt7point34
- or mr jingles.ian
- or monty...
monty's good too7point34 - I've always like horatio. Does your mouse look like David Caruso?ian
- lil poop face7point34
- yeah, Monty is good too. Not gonna call it flender, that would be just crazy.flashbender
- Exactly, so it does look like David Caruso. Lil' poop face Horatio...ian
- yeah it does look a bit like carusoflashbender
- Crapweasel, i'd kill it. Its offspring are just gonna be albinos allergiic to the sun...ian
- Tark0
immune to killing other people but when it's a mouse named Mortimer Longtail that's a whole other issue
- Aye, seems like instead of killing him he should be making a top hat an monocle for it.ian
- hahaha. THe though crossed my mind. and little caneflashbender
- Why, does the mouse look like a peanut?locustsloth
- a waistcoat mayhaps? somethign in english tweed?ian
- Nope locust, he looks like David Caruso, but better dressed.ian
- 7point340
we do have a human instinct to protect the innocent. animals tend to fall under that category especially cute things or pets.
i guess its a paternal / maternal instinct thing
- Llyod0
- Kill it before it breeds!ian
- awwwwwwwwwwLlyod
- hahahaflashbender
- On eof my favorite movies as a kidlocustsloth
- ukit0
- Somewhere out there, you're being suffocated and blludgeonedlocustsloth
- OMG what have i become!?!?!locustsloth
- as long as you don;t eat dog you're still OK. I think.flashbender
- i'll change the dinner menu for the weekend then. Thanks!locustsloth
- 7point340
- CSI Mouse?ian
- LOLmice?ukit
- Mortimer is way smaller than thatflashbender
- you wont let that go will you? hahahahahaha
ok get him a little pair of caruso shades7point34 - and awwww! look at its cute little handsflashbender
- ickle junior csi mouse?ian
- cheezie? looks like a carrotdrgs
- 5timuli0
I lost this thread temporarily as I was looking for the word 'Eek!'
- flashbender0
what if it kills me in my sleep? That would be a shitty way to die.
- locustsloth0
The only way it could do that is if it suffocated you with it's own body by crawling down your throat, thereby killing itself too.
Shit, my friend, you musta really pissed this rodent off to make him wanna do that
- flashbender0
I am creeped out at the thought of it crawling into my mouth.
or ass.- you don't have an exit only sign for your ass? jesus how do you keep teh gays away?7point34
- He won't crawl in. He'll probably just poop in your mouthlocustsloth
- hahahaha thanks for thatflashbender
- my boxers have an "exit only" sign, I figured that would be enough. didn't plan on crazy butt seeking miceflashbender
- well even if he does climb in your mouth i'm sure he's not at all filthy or covered in AIDS... well, good night :)7point34
- yeah, thanks. I can't wait to hear the *squeak *squeak *squeak and piter patter of lil mouse feetsflashbender
- flashbender0
sleepy now. g'night all.
- Tark0
you mentioned something about a paper towel roll right?
- locustsloth0
i'm anxious to hear if flashbender wakes up with mouse-poop breath
- flashbender0
still alive and have not seen him yet this morning. The real problem is that since I live in a shitty apartment building, no matter what I do, they are gonna keep coming back.
As far as I know it didn't shit in my mouth last night and I didn't poop out a mouse, so I'm thinking he never got up on the bed.
I dig that sneaky no-trap garbage can trick Tark.
- detritus0
Kill it now, or you'll end up having to kill 10s of the fuckers in a few months time.
Get good, lethal, traps too - there's nothing worse than coming home one night to find a mouse in your kitchen, stuck in trap, with a wholly shattered leg and a fearful shiver that binds you in that moment to a spirit of mammalian oneness. Then, there's the realisation that there's nothing you can do to help the poor little bastard, except despatch it as instantaneously as you can. Which is when, after releasing him and stroking his wee fearful head, you reach for your prized Le Creuset iron grill pan, and hit him with all the force you can muster. Then again, just to make sure. Shortly after, with heavy heart and tears welling in your eyes, you set about scraping his meagre remains from the floor and wiping small specks of brain from nearby surfaces. Then, a few years later, you find yourself relaying the story to people you've never met on an internet board, because you hope, somehow, this will redeem you for what you know you've done was so very wrong.
- excellent product placement skills. I am getting live traps because I am a pussy and like animals.flashbender
- It'd make a good ad, no? :)
Zut alors - not only does zis wanderfu' pan fry steak to perfection, but it killz mice too!detritus - Brought to you in association with Disney's Ratatouille.detritus
- Do you need a hug?locustsloth
- I'm alright now, thanks - but where were you 5 years ago?detritus
- six0
hmmm
i use to live in an old cotton mill in manchester, like the ones they turn into loft apartments for trendy folk, yunno. anyways. one night myself and my dog, mr p, saw this cute little mouse scuttle across the floor and behind the sofa. entertained us for hours. what we didn't realise was that this mouse was a scout for 59082340958340985093485098340 other mice looking for food, good wine and somewhere safe to play. within a few weeks, they were running every fuckin where. i use to wake up in the night with them all over my bed, in my food cupboards, chewing all my books, etc etc...
i had to move out :-(
- f'in gross! that is what I am afraid of. So far they have only been on the floor which is fine with me, but I know that is not >flashbender
- going to last very long. I think if one were in my bed I'd smash itflashbender