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Last post: 4 months, 1 week ago | Thread started: Jul 11, 08, 9:15 p.m.

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• flashbender

  just ran across my floor.

  fantastic.

  Jul 11, 08, 9:15 p.m. – Permalink

• Tark

  house or apartment?

  • shit.– ian1/3

    sorry man yours was better– Tark2/3

    thought we could get a whole rhyming thing going, but then I am drunk so was probably never gonna take off.– ian3/3

  

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  Dog-earJul 11, 08, 9:16 p.m. – Permalink

• flashbender

  apartment

  • I was going to say you can set poison trap houses outside and they bring it to their nest
    – Tark

  

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  Dog-earJul 11, 08, 9:17 p.m. – Permalink

• ian

  Is it in your house?

  • or apartment?– locustsloth1/2

    … I was trying to rhyme withe the title, tark beat me to it…– ian2/2

  

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  Dog-earJul 11, 08, 9:17 p.m. – Permalink

• 7point34

  where's your dog at? shouldn't he be earning his keep?

  i keep telling weinerdog to get a damn job, but he's a lazy sumbitch

  

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  Dog-earJul 11, 08, 9:17 p.m. – Permalink

• ian

  mousetrap + strawberry = no more disney channel.

  • Ever read "The Mouse, the Strawberry and the Big Hungry Bear"?– locustsloth1/5

    no… was just speaking from experience! Should I check out the book?– ian2/5

    only if you have a kid between the ages of 2 and 5– locustsloth3/5

    I sometimes read at that level… but I do have nieces & nephews which give me ample excuse to buy those books!– ian4/5

    It's one of my favs to read– locustsloth5/5

  

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  Dog-earJul 11, 08, 9:17 p.m. – Permalink

• ukit

  

  

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  Dog-earJul 11, 08, 9:18 p.m. – Permalink

• Tark

  time to set some traps

  

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  Dog-earJul 11, 08, 9:18 p.m. – Permalink

• locustsloth

  Time to get a cat or get some traps. Traps are more reliable, get the ones with the larger trigger area that looks like a piece of swiss cheese

  

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  Dog-earJul 11, 08, 9:18 p.m. – Permalink

• ian

  

  • kind of a waste of beer ian!– Tark1/6

    not if catches that pesky soldier it aint!– ian2/6

    so that is what accouts for all those limb injuries over there– flashbender3/6

    they should put crack and meth on it and set it in the middle of Times Square– Tark4/6

    hahahaha Tark, creative thinking. Or just use huge rolls of flypaper covered in meth…– ian5/6

    thats going to hurt!– akrokdesign6/6

  

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  Dog-earJul 11, 08, 9:19 p.m. – Permalink

• flashbender

  Dog just looked at it and half got up from lying down... and just looked with a "huh, that's weird" expression on her face.

  I guess I will go to the hardware store tomorrow and an electronic repeller thing and some live traps because I'm nice.

  • hahaha! Did she look at you as if to say "what the fuck was that and why are you letting into my house?'– ian1/3

    pretty much. I got the "what should I do?" look. Maybe she'll eat it by the time I get the traps– flashbender2/3

    nah, at best when the trap is sprung, she try to eat it then, just creating an almighty mess.– ian3/3

  

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  Dog-earJul 11, 08, 9:21 p.m. – Permalink

• flashbender

  I'm trying to take a picture of it, but it is just too fast.

  I've named him Mortimer Longtail.

  • wasn't mortimer the original name of mickey?– 7point341/6

    hahahahahahaha! Most brilliant name ever.– ian2/6

    according to wiki Mortimer Mouse wants to bang minnie. http://en.wikipedia.…– flashbender3/6

    now I'm thinking I should call him Montague Longtail– flashbender4/6

    there may be more... you should plan out a few names– 7point345/6

    haha. yeah, that's what I'm afraid of.– flashbender6/6

  

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  Dog-earJul 11, 08, 9:23 p.m. – Permalink

• Tark

  put some cheese inside your Crocs and then squash it when it goes in

  • they'd be too squishy - it would be like giving him a massage– flashbender

  

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  Dog-earJul 11, 08, 9:26 p.m. – Permalink

• Llyod

  put it in your butt

  • send it to richard gere– Tark1/3

    and here I just finished a roll of paper towels too! what luck!– flashbender2/3

    Nooo!!!– Tark3/3

  

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  Dog-earJul 11, 08, 9:27 p.m. – Permalink

• robs

  you can't kill him if he's got a name

  

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  Dog-earJul 11, 08, 9:27 p.m. – Permalink

• locustsloth

  Get it before it breeds. One day i was watching my kids (both under 3) alone and i see something on the floor. As i go in for a closer examination i realize that it's a live mouse infant, hairless and barely wiggling. The mom must have had them under the couch and they got swept out somehow. Had to shoo my 3 yr old to his room so he didn't see and dispose of the poor things. To this day my wife doesn't know about that (she might sell the house if she did)

  

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  Dog-earJul 11, 08, 9:28 p.m. – Permalink

• robs

  i caught one in a trap once and he didn't die. i went through a long list of ways to put it out of its misery, including slicing off his head, snapping his neck, and stepping on him. finally i settled on backing over him with my car.

  • holy shit. This seems to be in the same vein as fishing with dynamite.– ian1/4

    That happened to me a couple times too. i usually just put it in a plastic bag, tie it off and then slam it against a stone step outside before throwing it in the trash– locustsloth2/4

    before throwing it in the trash– locustsloth3/4

    less personal that way– flashbender4/4

  

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  Dog-earJul 11, 08, 9:29 p.m. – Permalink

• ukit

  You can't kill Mickey. Capture it and release into the wild.

  

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  Dog-earJul 11, 08, 9:30 p.m. – Permalink

• 5timuli

  Love them, the dirty little fuckers. Once walked around my kitchen with one sitting on my rug eating crumbs. He was either blind or had huge cajones.

  • I vote for huge cajones, hence why he didn't bother moving… too much hassle moving balls that big.– ian

  

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  Dog-earJul 11, 08, 9:31 p.m. – Permalink

• ian

  hate to break it to you, but its probably part of a family, so odds on if you've got one , you've got a few. Best put a few traps down and leave em down for a while cos even after yiou get this little bugger you'll catch a few more.

  Unless you plan on breeding dalmation mice, but that'd just be a crazy idea.

  • crazy enough that it just might be brilliant!
    *takes measurements for a coat– flashbender1/2

    lolz!– ian2/2

  

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  Dog-earJul 11, 08, 9:32 p.m. – Permalink

• flashbender

  Yeah, he has a name, so I will get live traps and then set him free down by one of the the lakes. He'll be happier there.

  I remember checking mouse traps with my dad and finding the half alive ones. I'd rather not deal with that.

  

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  Dog-earJul 11, 08, 9:33 p.m. – Permalink