Last Night A DJ Saved My Life
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- cosmicEntity0
...wife
- meffid0
Last night a DJ saved my file
- skt0
Last night a flash file ruined my life.
- *falls off chair
meffid - LOLorganic_grid
- You figured out what I was thinking of, LOL...organic_grid
- *falls off chair
- 5timuli0
Last Night a DJ Shaved My Wife
- cosmicEntity0
Last Night A DJ Shagged skt's Wife
- meffid0
Last night I shaved a flash file and saved skt's wife.
- organic_grid0
Last Night a DJ Screwed My Wife
- kona0
Last Night I Had Leftover Pizza
- meffid0
A Vaginal Fiddles Jets Myth
- meffid0
A Flagman Devised Thy Jilts
- 23kon0
My last shite gave me strife
- fooler0
that bass player is rad
- mikotondria30
Last century a dj saved my life, and played the best tune I'd ever heard at just the right point in the set, and the hundreds of people I was dancing with all went nuts and everywhere I looked every face was smiling, everyone was united by the sound and the feeling that there was a new way being, that we were free from the mundane power games of the media-centric society that we had been in, that somehow we had discovered the key to how the human race could put aside their differences and share in the moment, in happiness and love without fear and judgement, forever.
Then they passed several arcane laws forbidding this behavior, and the clubs and parties became full of snide shits on cocaine, dispicable cunts in suits bastardised the music in something they label differently each week, and my gathered throng dispersed on the winds, each with a tale like this, angry and bitter at what had happened to a beautiful thing.
Cunts.- They commented on this phenomena in the seminal film The Matrix: Reloadedwrong
- neue75_bold0
she saved my live on saturday, well, that and the gak...
- and my life...neue75_bold
- maybe my wife too..neue75_bold
- she did a shit on my chest...neue75_bold
- mangosnot0
DJ Shadow pulled me back up onto the sidewalk from getting hit by a bus once in Manhattan.