the horrible asshat you work with
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- boobs0
Anybody who touches my Curves dialog is getting bent over the desk and thoroughly spanked!
- stoplying0
Let me share another story of dread.
After kerning, leading and line height adjustments for a good 2 hours for a banner ad, Hag Lady stands up so her face is about 3 inches from my monitor, and she farts.
Right next to me.
And totally nonchalantly says, "excuse me".
I nearly vomit, choke, laugh, and cry in one upwelling of nastiness. I get up and walk away from my desk feeling embarrassed for this poor slob of a woman.- why would you pend 2 hours kerning a banner ad?
it's not like anyone looks at themskt - in fact, why would you spend 2 hours on a banner ad?skt
- and if a wee fart effects you so much, you should report to the metrosexuality thread and give you life storykelpie
- Please... that WAS my hell. She is no longer my boss and I no longer work on banner ads. Fucking hell.stoplying
- ahfhahgfdgfadahahahflavorful
- hahahahhahah...
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- why would you pend 2 hours kerning a banner ad?
- chossy0
Funny story, not about hate or anything just about correcting people.
I worked in pizza hut when I was studying and I met up with a girl that worked there and we went for booze and had a shag at the end of the night it was great, anyway we went on our break together the next day and we met a couple of other waitresses in the break room as well, we sat and started eating then the two other waitresses started having a go at me saying I always bang on about shagging but they bet I didn't do it and hadn't been with a lassie for ages, the girl I had spent last night with piped up and said actually we went out last night and he gave me a good seeing to so I guess he does do it.
I sat there wide eyed and the other girls sort of looked at their food and picked at it until their breaks were over.Quality.
- BaskerviIle0
perfect summary of those people. The IT guy from the office, genius:
- harlequino0
- can the bat (mammal) be trained to swing the bat (object) ?7point34
- Training is possible but wear thick gloves. I was thinking more that you would throw the winged bat like a dart.
Or a jart.harlequino - inject bat with ....
... like a dart...
[scribbles furiously]7point34
- chossy0
- ru paul?7point34
- I noticed this about cosplayers at the ComicCon. I have no interest in anime, but chicks dressed as anime characters...harlequino
- turn me into a sundial, oof!harlequino
- hahaha at harlequino....
i've just gone from 6 to midnight!7point34
- PIITB0
I gots me one of these people in my office but its a she not a he.
- 2cents0
Hello, I'm that asshat.
; )
- slappy0
This same dude at my work, burnt me a video out of the blue, it was family guy - blue harvest. I said cool thanks and went home to watch it. It was ipod size and I was watching on my HD TV and it looked awful so I stopped it. When I came in the next day he asked me if I watched it and I said no its for ipod and too small for my tv.
He flipped and said.
"you are ungrateful, I'm never burning anything for you again, you always complain about everything round here"I didn't mind as it was quite funny and when I looked around, someone was pointing at him and laughing.
- slappy0
Oh and every time we get in the lift he yells "hey Jamie, whats your boyfriends name again"