snorks or smurfs
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- Sep0
I've always wanted to see a Smurfs/Snorks crossover episode. Which would basically be a whole lot of dead Smurfs floating around...
- Meeklo0
I used to love smurfs as a kid.. I had their casette and school backpack, there was nothing better on this planet than waiting to get out of school, milk, cookies and smurfs.. of course, back home they sounded a bit different..
- BattleAxe0
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- dopepope0
Smurfs!
According to their song, Smurfs are 3 apples high. Now, even if they are small apples, that's still pretty fucking big. I thought they'd be like 1/2 an apple high... as tall as the toys they had out all over the place in the early 80's. 3 apples high is a like a house cat. A blue thing walking upright as big as a house cat... that's terrifying.
- Smurfs are 3 SMURF apples high. Different scale completely. You're safe.Spookytim
- So hefty smurf probably has a member the size of a chapstick.harlequino
- i'm confused. you've picked smurfs as being hotter because they terrify you?7point34
- you must feel rosie o'donnell is the most gorgeous woman alive by that logic7point34
- oh, that's a good point. I was just saying the smurfs in general as a concept in real life would be terrifying. But Smurfette is way hotter than Rosie, 3 apples high or not. Snorks were kinda lame.dopepope
- 7point340
snorks weren't as popular so they'd probably appreciate you more
- Good point. They're real "givers."harlequino
- hahaha.. great excuseMeeklo
- flashbender0
snorks
- harlequino0
Don't forget feet and boobies. They can be squeezed together as well. So that brings snorks up to 9 possible orifices (orifi?)
Advantage: Snorks.
- kinross0
back of the knees?
- morilla0
snorks have 4 inputs. 7 if you count the ears and the back of the knees.
- lol @ "back of knees"harlequino
- what knees? or is that your point...Jaline
- good point J, didn't notice they were missing those , hahamorilla
- utopian0
smurfs
- i_monk0
Aren't Snorks and Smurfs supposed to be related?
- 7point340
this thread is making it to 100!
- harlequino0
Snorks are hotter because their snorkles are both orifice and phallus. You can bang them in the snork, or get banged by it.
That said, a smurf/snork inter-racial porno would be pretty great. It's own genre really. Key dialogue: "I'm gonna smurf you in the snorkle."
- Jaline0
- Jaline, they're hot lil foxes. Dayamm.Spookytim
- despite the preponderance of similarly heighted "smoggies" in the second pic, I'd take her on th podium, yes, over smurfette.emecks
- haha, she's the evil leader ;)Jaline
- Oh! And the little people are called "Suntots". They are against "The Smoggies", who want to pollute the water.Jaline
- <3 @ Jaline for remembering the Smoggies and Suntots.i_monk
- Well...let's be honest. I recently watched this like 10 years ago ;)Jaline