snorks or smurfs
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- doesnotexist0
aren't both species asexual anyways?
- Spookytim0
I'll go with the smurfs. She's a fox that lady smurf. Always had time for her in the old days.
- emecks0
smurfs are more womanly what with their curvy bits, snorks are the vicky beckhams of the cartoon world - so they're not getting my splodge.
- kinross0
i didnt realise that smurfs have tails..! So I'd go for smurfs...
- i love your deductive reasoning skillsdoesnotexist
- They can sense you're female Kinross. Try and be more crude and brusque. If they catch on...Spookytim
- ... , all hell will break lose.
Spookytim - *loosedoesnotexist
- "lose" is a specialist printing term. Means the same though, just saves an 'O'... from the old typesetting daysSpookytim
- 7point340
- hahahahahaha
7point34 - "Genius"Spookytim
- killermoamoa
- Loves it!uncle_helv
- paris is never as dirty as smurfette.emecks
- Hasn't smurfette got the biggest manly hands?!uncle_helv
- they are both whores
Meeklo - hahahJaline
- hahahahahaha
- Jaline0
- Jaline, they're hot lil foxes. Dayamm.Spookytim
- despite the preponderance of similarly heighted "smoggies" in the second pic, I'd take her on th podium, yes, over smurfette.emecks
- haha, she's the evil leader ;)Jaline
- Oh! And the little people are called "Suntots". They are against "The Smoggies", who want to pollute the water.Jaline
- <3 @ Jaline for remembering the Smoggies and Suntots.i_monk
- Well...let's be honest. I recently watched this like 10 years ago ;)Jaline
- harlequino0
Snorks are hotter because their snorkles are both orifice and phallus. You can bang them in the snork, or get banged by it.
That said, a smurf/snork inter-racial porno would be pretty great. It's own genre really. Key dialogue: "I'm gonna smurf you in the snorkle."
- 7point340
this thread is making it to 100!
- i_monk0
Aren't Snorks and Smurfs supposed to be related?
- utopian0
smurfs
- morilla0
snorks have 4 inputs. 7 if you count the ears and the back of the knees.
- lol @ "back of knees"harlequino
- what knees? or is that your point...Jaline
- good point J, didn't notice they were missing those , hahamorilla
- kinross0
back of the knees?
- harlequino0
Don't forget feet and boobies. They can be squeezed together as well. So that brings snorks up to 9 possible orifices (orifi?)
Advantage: Snorks.
- flashbender0
snorks