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- kelpie0
possibly a girl that beat you up in the 2nd grade?
- A girl called Lynn D'ath (real name) once launched a brick at my head when I was little and put a 4 inch scar in my scalp.
maybe your moms dressed you in girls clothes?
- no, but people used to call me princess a lot, cos I was a very pretty kid. Now I am not. My mother dressed me in a spiderman outfit every day for a year once though.
or perhaps you had a bedwetting problem?
- no, not even when ve'y ve'y drunk
a girl that beat you up last week?
- I haven't been that kinky in months
- chossy0
I'm pissed off that jedi isn't already a preset in my textmessageing predictive thingy.
Hey Kelpie a girl I broke up with tried to throw me off a bridge once, in addition to this a girl I used to go out with once fizzed up my beers she thought it was funny, but my fists didn't, thats all I'm saying thats all I'm saying, only joking it's tres good for morale, I'd never hit a lassie well only in self defense and or if things got a bit freaky in the bedroom, ah freaky cheaky bang bang bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam.
- lol********
- aw, here, see the text mssg thing, is that u trying to bam me up? my nmbr has changedkelpie
- lol
- kelpie0
lol@chossy :D
no spiderman pics unfortunately, but I do have this, from a friends birthday - I think this is pre school
- nice hair princess.
xxx******** - princess indeedchossy
- also it looks like you have a fag in your left hand. and your wee cars awww kelpie rocking the dungarees yo!! I had wicked cool dungarees :Dchossy
- that's my best hair evarkelpie
- cool dungareeschossy
- I used to have hair I promise.chossy
- that's an incredible likeness... i'm sure i looked exactly like that when i was that age7point34
- Me too. But I'm really not ever going to post a picture for comparison. God, no way.detritus
- i'd have to scan some old photos... otherwise i would post and we'd all laugh... and i'd die a little inside7point34
- I can help you imagine me young, Image an indian child...chossy
- nice hair princess.
- _salisae_0
boils just under the jaw line from being overworked are HOTT! You got plans this weekend, kelpsie?
- chossy0
yesssssssss kelpie she's flinging it at ye!
see when you touch down in LA wherever the fuck LA is you have to shout HEY YOU GUYS! so that she can tell which one you are :D.
- ********0
nae luck kelpie mate, looked like you were in there for a minute.
- kelpie0
I know, shockin' innit? one minute they're all like "ooooo a work related boil" next minute they're all like outta here. pfft, womenz
- ********0
Princess never looked the same after the crack kicked in...
