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Last post: 5 months ago | Thread started: Apr 4, 08, 7:18 a.m.

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• skt

  So, was the reason you never came down to London the other week to stalk that girl really because of work commitments?

  Or was it something else, like, say, i don't know, a face boil?

  Apr 4, 08, 7:18 a.m. – Permalink

• 7point34

  explosive diarrhea

  • is only a guess– 7point341/3

    It's a good guess. Especially if you know kelpie and his penchant for explosive diarrhea.– flavorful2/3

    haha @ penchant– 7point343/3

  

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  Dog-earApr 4, 08, 7:18 a.m. – Permalink

• doesnotexist

  piitb

  • haha, sorry I just read this one, lol– kelpie1/3

    what does piitb mean, anyway?– paraselene2/3

    Put It In The Butt– kelpie3/3

  

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  Dog-earApr 4, 08, 7:18 a.m. – Permalink

• detritus

  *gets popcorn and fizzy drinks, puts on wizard's cloak and hat*

  • hey what level are you– doesnotexist

  

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  Dog-earApr 4, 08, 7:19 a.m. – Permalink

• madirish

  IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SPECIAL NIGHT TOGETHER, OKAY!!!!

  

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  Dog-earApr 4, 08, 7:21 a.m. – Permalink

• chossy

  We're down with opp yeah you know me we're down with opp yeah you know me!!!!.

  

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  Dog-earApr 4, 08, 7:22 a.m. – Permalink

• detritus

  TELL US ABOUT THE DEBILITATING FACE VOLCANO, KELPIE.

  

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  Dog-earApr 4, 08, 7:23 a.m. – Permalink

• 7point34

  it's possible it's become so large that it has obscured his visionn in some way, and therefore has no idea he's been asked a question

  

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  Dog-earApr 4, 08, 7:24 a.m. – Permalink

• flavorful

  Do you need tips on stalking broads?

  Not that I've ... WAIT YOU HAD A PUSS PILLOW ON YOUR FACE?!

  

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  Dog-earApr 4, 08, 7:24 a.m. – Permalink

• CALLES

  soooo dreamy

  

  • thats the most beautiful growth i've ever seen– 7point341/3

    I guess you haven't seen my ... okay it's 10:30 in the morning. I'm going to stop here, haha.– flavorful2/3

    has he got a sore dong?.– chossy3/3

  

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  Dog-earApr 4, 08, 7:25 a.m. – Permalink

• kelpie

  hahaha I have a cyst on my neck that occasionally flares up when over worked; it was playing up the week previous to my proposed london visit but was gone before then. I was in work the weekend I was meant to be down, will be in work this weekend as well when I'm meant to be down and fuck knows when I'll get a chance to visit next.

  I saw that girl in glasgow last week anyway, but thanks for asking.

  lol, I'ma KILL hendrie

  

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  Dog-earApr 4, 08, 7:30 a.m. – Permalink

• skt

  hahaha.

  • wasnae hendrie by the way.– skt1/4

    who the fuck was it then?– kelpie2/4

    they.– skt3/4

    well they always chitter chatter, don't they?– kelpie4/4

  

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  Dog-earApr 4, 08, 7:32 a.m. – Permalink

• detritus

  

  • nah, not that kind - just imagine his neck had a half a golfball size lump sticking out below his jaw.– kelpie1/5

    ah, those fuckers, yes - I know and loathe them well. *tries not to get stressed*– detritus2/5

    is that a staff infection?– CALLES3/5

    nah, its a abscess of some sort, it gets infected and swells, then goes away in about a week– kelpie4/5

    old person's problems– kelpie5/5

  

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  Dog-earApr 4, 08, 7:32 a.m. – Permalink

• chossy

  Get her beefed yo!

  Do you want me to cut that wee doofer out of your neck?... I'm clean and quick.

  • Fair enough, but how good are you at getting wee doofer's outta people's necks?
    BOOM, BOOM.– detritus1/2

    I'm clean and quick like I said.– chossy2/2

  

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  Dog-earApr 4, 08, 7:32 a.m. – Permalink

• paraselene

  I KNEW IT.

  • that's because I told you at the time– kelpie1/3

    silly– kelpie2/3

    don't deprive me of my few remaining gloating rights, kelps.– paraselene3/3

  

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  Dog-earApr 4, 08, 7:38 a.m. – Permalink

• kelpie

  btw - award for most personal thread on NT evar. Good going bawhum

  • Your life is for our consumption.– detritus1/2

    fuck you don't know the half of it.– kelpie2/2

  

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  Dog-earApr 4, 08, 7:41 a.m. – Permalink

• moth

  oh dear.

  Shame. It's like summer in London. We just had pizza and beer in Soho square.

  

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  Dog-earApr 4, 08, 7:43 a.m. – Permalink

• kelpie

  yeah, same up here too - raining like fuck and windy

  

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  Dog-earApr 4, 08, 7:45 a.m. – Permalink

• 7point34

  anything else you'd like to talk about kelpie while we've got you here?

  any humiliating childhood traumas you'd like to have us air out on the PVN?

  possibly a girl that beat you up in the 2nd grade?
  maybe your moms dressed you in girls clothes?
  or perhaps you had a bedwetting problem?
  a girl that beat you up last week?

  

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  Dog-earApr 4, 08, 7:47 a.m. – Permalink

• Jaline

  LEAVE KELPIE ALONE.

  • thanks, they don't understand me like you do x– kelpie

  

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  Dog-earApr 4, 08, 7:48 a.m. – Permalink

• CALLES

  

  

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