Beards
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- grunttt0
it turns out i'm totally a beard guy.
- 4040
- sfeske0
i knew a guy with a beard once, it ended up eating his face... he's a different person today.
- arthur0
http://jackpassion.com/jackpassi…
Q. What do girls think?
A. Most of the time, they're just happy to find someone who can relate. People just stare at my chest when I’m talking, too.With women, it's about quality, not quantity (this is what I tell myself, anyway). There's a few girls who love beards, and largely it's because they've transcended the media-cultured influence to embrace what they yearn for with their most primitive and instinctual desires. The beard is a secondary sex characteristic of men; It’s our plumage in the animal kingdom. Physiologically, it should be attractive to women. Beard = sexual health. Sexual health = ideal mate. Ideal mate = attractive. And even if I'm talking out of my ass, just ask any girl who's gotten Jacked: Once you go Jack, you never go back!
That being said, if it's really just that you don't want your friends to see me, I'm totally cool with being secret lovers.
- locustsloth0
My beard is actually a compensation for the lack of a chin.
- flavorful0
Can I just say I love Pabst Blue Ribbon?
I was at some bar in Philly and they had all these crazy beers on tap that I love trying out, and after the table goes around and it comes to me I go, "Those are all fine choices, but kind sir can you please PBR me ASAP?"
He got a big kick out of it, I think because I was in a suit and had just gotten off plane and looked completely out of place.
Apparently I was at a hipster bar.
Hipsters love PBR.
But not all people who love PBR are hipsters.
Don't look at me as an example, no. I'm not a role model.
Look at Patrick Swayze. That man loves PBR more than I do!
- PBR is so bad it's funny.arthur
- It's so bad it's good!
DAMN GOOD!flavorful - lol, i'm converted!arthur
- Where were you? Bob & Barbaras? Sugar Mom's McGlincheys? Dirty Franks??? WHERE DAMMIT!!!stoplying
- Sidecar?flavorful
- flav = ginger hipsterPoint5
- Oh okay. Don't know that place.stoplying
- YOU'RE A GINGER HIPSTER!flavorful
- I think it's in Center City? I have no idea, I fucking hate Philthadelphia, haha.flavorful
- PBR is fucking disgusting, end of discussion.non
- You're disgusting.flavorful
- hey, PBR has helped me out of more than one bad situation, but Grain Belt Premium... now that's classysfeske
- SoulFly0
I grew a beard about this time last year... I just let it grow for at least 2-3 months... It turned out it was really black and really thick. Didn't look cool at all. Must be because of my portuguese ancestry.
When I finally shaved, one of my co-workers told me he was glad that I shaved and that he was worried that I would get stopped at airport checks. I took that really offensively.
Also, another time I had a goat-tee, and someone said "got the evil goat-tee look" which sucks because I have a really friendly face.I don't know what to do, I want to be hip... any suggestions?
- 5 o'clock shadow? trim every few days?Tara
- moustache!neue75_bold
- creative-0
My beard hides my permanent 5 o'clock shadow. That and the fact I look like a douch without it.
- um, yeah, I've been meaning to tell you ... it doesn't really hide your douche-ness.flashbender
- Ah nuts. Brown paper bag it iscreative-
- SoupCan0
I wish my grass was emo... that way it would cut itself.
- flashbender0
buy a fixed gear bike and roll one pant leg up.
- jacobdean0
beards imply youve "been on the road forever man" and are in some way an established hard touring band that both rocks and rolls
- neue75_bold0
I'm rocking the moustache these days, mostly because at 31, I still can't grow a decent beard and I do require some form of facial defense...
- Shit Same here!! man I hate this ptachy shit...that I have to shave every 6-8weeks.xhanubis
- doctor0
Beards... Awesome!
- harlequino0
My beard has more to do with the fact that i just got a shitty haircut. I have curly hair, and it got long. But my wife likes it longer, as do i, but it needed a trim. So I explain my situation to the hairdresser. She was fine with that, and snipped away.
Turns ot, she gave me a butch lesbian mullet haircut.
If I shave my beard, I will look like Ellen DeGeneres. 0_o