So how does QBN works?
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- Jaline0
I grew up at Newstoday / QBN.
What a sad childhood.
- gramme0
Answer:
it doesn't. I've tried and have experienced no growth, but neither has there been any regression. Ah well ah well....at least it didn't give me clap.
By the by, a good bit of advice would be to steer clear of Jack_Ryan, his infection has not yet been subdued.
- onewhoslaps0
"so how does QBN works"
did you see "How She Move"??? just a thought.
- onewhoslaps0
molo. pardon the assholes. let me first tell you how happy i am you're here.
*slap
pay the money whore.
- Spookyhome0
"poetasters"
Has me on the floor like Judo of the mouth.
- AndyRoss0
Look, Molo, learn something, and learn it quick--I'm in charge here. The rest of these poseurs are a bunch of lay-abouts, poetasters, and monkey-tossers.
1) Send me the money.
2) Be quick about it.
3) Don't listen to what these other merks say.
- Spookyhome0
Okay, who let Molo out?
SIX YEARS. We Agreed this at the AGM in 02. Its a year too early.
- * shandaleer crashes and molo slits your throat in the camotionmolo
- molo0
i am basterized rogue NT noob. i was ostrisized early on and hid in the basement for the past 5 years.
- OSFA0
hhmmm that voice.... I remember that voice also... Jaline???
- Jaline0
OSFA, I saw what you did there. You shouldn't let flavorful get away with that.
- detritus0
I wasn't mentored, sadly - I hail from The Age Before.
I was merely birthed, like some great glutinous mass, over a cold tiled floor. Left to scrape through a brutal placental sheath and wail to no one, hungry sobs falling on deaf, uncaring ears.
- Catholics. Always a cold tiled floor with catholics.Spookyhome
- OSFA0
my mentor?..... hmmmm *Thinks hard
I really still don't know who he/she is. It was really dark and foggy, not to mention sweaty that crazy Winter night when we all go too drunk and decided to go cray-ze. I do have some flashbacks tho, like for example a great pair of boobs, long hair that smelled like fresh summer, and a strawberry flavored gagball that I still keep with me. Oh, and a leopard thong although I believe that is flav's. Other than that, I really can't remember more...
- That sound's like Llyod if you ask me. Oh wait, you mentioned hair. Hmmm.Spookyhome
- yeah it ain't that easy, there was about 20 naked people in total. Lots of honey, latex
and BBQ sauceOSFA - Honey and BBQ sauce. BLLEEEURGH.Spookyhome
- CALLES, then.detritus
- hahahaOSFA
- Spookyhome0
I think Manos has spat, cussed, and left.
- Another startling success from the all-embracing QBN community.
Mutual back-pat time, guys.detritus - nom nom nom, teh notes, they ate my last line.detritus
- HAHA. I feel responsble for putting this one off. I must do penance for this.
*polishes C3PO faster.Spookyhome
- Another startling success from the all-embracing QBN community.
- 5timuli0
Step 1:
Proceed to the hardware store and get me five liters of tartan paint and a left-handed screwdriver.
- don't forget the disposable putty knives... medium size.PonyBoy
- And the inflatable dartboardcreative-
- And you could ask the man for a long weight while your there please?Spookyhome
- Ask him for 4 candles toocreative-
- Spookyhome0
So, Manos, You've had achance to look around and talk to some of the inmatesERRR... subscribers here at QBN, so do you have any questions? and do you think you would like to proceed with the initiation?
- utopian0
Feel free to self-promote your website or NEW work only once!
If you decide to keep promoting yourself and your work on regular basis you will be ignored, period.BTW - welcome
- utopian0
Do not use the name "FOUTY" in vein.
Oh ya' and Jaline is a goddess.
- Jnr_Madison0
There's no pleasing that Jaline. Don't mention Dubai for a start!
- Wow, I'm off to the Dubai thread for gossip and scandal...Spookyhome
- LOL...utopian
- Spookyhome0
He looked after you well Jaline. For someone who didn't even speak any English three months ago you are surprisingly knowledgable about the archaic rules of our grammar system.
Jaline is from Canadia Manos. Everybody worships her. She's like and Indian deity here on QBN. Not Ganesh though, a pretty one.
- My family is not from India ;)Jaline
- ARGH, I know Jaline, and after I posted I knew you'd say that... I am random. Occasionally my...Spookyhome
- randomosity hits on a vague sort of coincidence though.
Sri Lanka, right?Spookyhome - My point is I could have easily have picked Sweden as India, it was totally random!Spookyhome
- They're from Dubaicreative-
- GGREEEAAARRRGGHHHHHHSpookyhome
- Yup, Sri Lanka. My last name gives it away. Anyway, I consider myself more Canadian since I was born here.Jaline
- weird I always considered you a nympho...OSFA
- I know... like I say J, the Indian reference was not related to you in anyway. Like calling a Scot 'English'Spookyhome
- haha, it's cool.
OSFA, if you only knew :)Jaline - I hope ts cool J, I feel like I stumbled backwards into a big faux pas there.Spookyhome
- it's fine :)Jaline