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- manos
I'm new to this site and was wondering what we are allowed to post? Is self promotion allowed? like for example our online design store?
let me know if there is an about or help page.
thanks :)
- emukid0
self promotion is here: http://www.qbn.com/public_choice…
- the result will show up on the home page of this site on the right side under "public choice"emukid
- Spookyhome0
you have to request a mentor if you are new here. Post a thread with the tite N00B LOOKING FOR MENTOR
You are entitled to select one from the respondants but you may not post again until declaring your choice. The selected mentor will then advise and guide you and review your posts for up to three months.
- creative-0
Yeah, CALLES is my mentor. The first thing I learnt was how to post pictures of naked chicks, the second was how to post pictures of naked trannies, the third was how to post pictures of naked chicks with strap-ons PIITB of trannies, the fourth... well you get the idea.
- Spookyhome0
Oh yes, thers a rolling honour system for fees. You pay the last n00b, and in turn, when full citizen ship is bestwoed upon you you collect the fee of a new n00b.
$2800.00
I'm the latest full citizen graduate so email me and i'll drop you payment details by reply.
- Spookyhome0
Also Manos, if you're interested, my father is great king in my home country in Nigeria. Due to a terible government coup he is unable to tranfer his funds of 500 million US dollars out of a secret account. If you wanted to send me YOUR bank details I would transfer it in, out again, and leave you with a 10% bonus for you help thamks thamkyou vey mutcsh.
- He also does very good penis enlargements. I had one and now my girlfriend finally satisfied by my supersize manpiececreative-
- manos0
I can tell you are really enjoy this hehehe. Thanks anyways.
- Spookyhome0
Its true Manos, and futhermore [PTO...]
- Jaline0
Mine was Rand(d), Spooky.
- Spookyhome0
He looked after you well Jaline. For someone who didn't even speak any English three months ago you are surprisingly knowledgable about the archaic rules of our grammar system.
Jaline is from Canadia Manos. Everybody worships her. She's like and Indian deity here on QBN. Not Ganesh though, a pretty one.
- My family is not from India ;)Jaline
- ARGH, I know Jaline, and after I posted I knew you'd say that... I am random. Occasionally my...Spookyhome
- randomosity hits on a vague sort of coincidence though.
Sri Lanka, right?Spookyhome - My point is I could have easily have picked Sweden as India, it was totally random!Spookyhome
- They're from Dubaicreative-
- GGREEEAAARRRGGHHHHHHSpookyhome
- Yup, Sri Lanka. My last name gives it away. Anyway, I consider myself more Canadian since I was born here.Jaline
- weird I always considered you a nympho...OSFA
- I know... like I say J, the Indian reference was not related to you in anyway. Like calling a Scot 'English'Spookyhome
- haha, it's cool.
OSFA, if you only knew :)Jaline - I hope ts cool J, I feel like I stumbled backwards into a big faux pas there.Spookyhome
- it's fine :)Jaline
- Jnr_Madison0
There's no pleasing that Jaline. Don't mention Dubai for a start!
- Wow, I'm off to the Dubai thread for gossip and scandal...Spookyhome
- LOL...utopian
- utopian0
Do not use the name "FOUTY" in vein.
Oh ya' and Jaline is a goddess.
- utopian0
Feel free to self-promote your website or NEW work only once!
If you decide to keep promoting yourself and your work on regular basis you will be ignored, period.BTW - welcome
- Spookyhome0
So, Manos, You've had achance to look around and talk to some of the inmatesERRR... subscribers here at QBN, so do you have any questions? and do you think you would like to proceed with the initiation?
- 5timuli0
Step 1:
Proceed to the hardware store and get me five liters of tartan paint and a left-handed screwdriver.
- don't forget the disposable putty knives... medium size.PonyBoy
- And the inflatable dartboardcreative-
- And you could ask the man for a long weight while your there please?Spookyhome
- Ask him for 4 candles toocreative-
- Spookyhome0
I think Manos has spat, cussed, and left.
- Another startling success from the all-embracing QBN community.
Mutual back-pat time, guys.detritus - nom nom nom, teh notes, they ate my last line.detritus
- HAHA. I feel responsble for putting this one off. I must do penance for this.
*polishes C3PO faster.Spookyhome
- Another startling success from the all-embracing QBN community.
- OSFA0
my mentor?..... hmmmm *Thinks hard
I really still don't know who he/she is. It was really dark and foggy, not to mention sweaty that crazy Winter night when we all go too drunk and decided to go cray-ze. I do have some flashbacks tho, like for example a great pair of boobs, long hair that smelled like fresh summer, and a strawberry flavored gagball that I still keep with me. Oh, and a leopard thong although I believe that is flav's. Other than that, I really can't remember more...
- That sound's like Llyod if you ask me. Oh wait, you mentioned hair. Hmmm.Spookyhome
- yeah it ain't that easy, there was about 20 naked people in total. Lots of honey, latex
and BBQ sauceOSFA - Honey and BBQ sauce. BLLEEEURGH.Spookyhome
- CALLES, then.detritus
- hahahaOSFA
- detritus0
I wasn't mentored, sadly - I hail from The Age Before.
I was merely birthed, like some great glutinous mass, over a cold tiled floor. Left to scrape through a brutal placental sheath and wail to no one, hungry sobs falling on deaf, uncaring ears.
- Catholics. Always a cold tiled floor with catholics.Spookyhome
- Jaline0
OSFA, I saw what you did there. You shouldn't let flavorful get away with that.
- OSFA0
hhmmm that voice.... I remember that voice also... Jaline???