Mean drunk
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- Point50
intervention
- CALLES0
*pisses on self... throws punch at horton. misses... falls into own vomit puddle
who are you calling a drunk?
uhoh
what seems to be the officer problem?
- morilla0
get an alcoholic wife.
- rtr0
what are you drinking? Whisky or just beer? I know some people who drink Duvel and then post a lot on QBN but if it's whisky then that will make even a pope want to PIITTB and slap a woman silly.
- blaw0
Drinking makes me even nicer, because, truthfully, if I'm drinking I'm much more tolerant of nonsense.
Good thing, too. Now, who else here has a two hour jump on today's alcohol shift? Cheers.
- jonatne0
i don't need whisky to want to PIITB
but yeah last night it was whisky.. we get free drinks everywhere here because of who my wife is.. so i was being fed whisky all night..
i love whisky
- morilla0
let me guess, she won some two bit contest to be a bikini bizzo.
- careful man, that guys a mean drunk!flashbender
- wow, i guess i'm not that big of a dick compared to some peoplejonatne
- hehehe, settle down joeymorilla
- rtr0
who is your wife?
- CALLES0
you get mean with whisky... kids!
DRINK GIN AND I WARRANTE A NICE NIGHT IN JAIL!
- Randd0
maybe level the playing field with a little amphetamine?
- mrdobolina0
chill on the whisky, I got a friend who gets dumb when he mixes.
- jonatne0
calles,
naw.. she doesn't feed my whisky, the bars do.. she hates it
i said i like to PIITB, doesn't mean it happens (ever)
and there are consequences for my actions every time i do something wrongi still have a good deal though..
- vespa0
haha rand yes he should become a speed freak and then everyone will pray for the return of the pisshead.
jonatne when you are a mean drunk are you convinced of your own wasted genius? do you feel compelled to draw others into your chaos? do you rant at strangers about the terrible truths you have known, sworn secrets, too mighty and too damn immaculate to be sullied by such a crooked ruck of cunts as the piteous assholes whose company you must endure?
if not then chin up wot wot i say sir you are not a worthless drunk you are merely an outlet for the pressures of this unkind world.
- rtr0
i damn near destroyed every "fill in the blank" the last time I drank a lot of whisky.
- CALLES0
i was "kinda" kidding but yeah man... i'm a drunk to... sometimes it happends... BUT you also do it in front of her friends... tough... i can see them all go
"let hang out... but is HE coming? when he drink he is like such a dick... oh my god"
i know so much about girls
- jonatne0
calles,
dude i know what your saying..
ive talked to my friends abotu it.. like i said.. it's more about me doing subtle things to push my wifes buttons until she finally flips..
it's not like i'm annoying everyone..
usually people never even knew i was drunk- i know what you are saying... i have done this tooCALLES
- madirish0
has PIITB come up yet? if not, probably about time it were mentioned...
- grayhood0
i am overly nice when drunk. everyone is my friend. we had pub lunch today at work, so now i love everyone.
- you started out on burgundy but soon hit the harder stuffRandd
- fuzzy navels all aroundgrayhood
- hey grayhood, I was the lucky recipient of the "tough shits" from seff, great great great.mrdobolina