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- pascii0
that's just all so wrong! pussyman!!
- kelpie0
that's awful sweet choss. I can probably get you one of them for a small fee.
you'd need to teach it english though
- just get him a mail-order bride. i am guessing they can fit in small boxes. shipping won't be too much.Jaline
- good baby makers too. he'd need to ditch his current girl though. unless she was REALLY coolkelpie
- I told her I wouldn't let her carry my seed until she had earnd my trust.chossy
- So I quickly did the trust game and I hit the floor :'(chossy
- hahahahakelpie
- chossy0
NEVER !!!!!!!!!!!!
tell you what though I must be going through the 'man change' I am incredibly upset that my preciouse cat has become of age and I am editing little kiddies vox pops and I absolutely adore them they are cute as buttons, I can quite clearly state right now I want a wee chossy running around :D I could get matching cowboy suits and walk around town with him or her woo hoo or a massive bear suit and a wee one for my child :D
- creative-0
You wait till he has a daughter
- Jaline0
chossy is so jealous, it's hilarious.
- chossy0
ha ha
:'( I'm phoning the vets today about getting her lady junk boarded up.
- pascii0
chossy, you have to let them go one day. you have to! they must make their own experience with the manhood....
- chossy0
So this morning she was making me laugh as she was waddling in front of me with her growler poking up in the air 'presenting' herself. So I got to thinking as I was looking at this poor beast doing only what comes naturally as I was brushing my teeth, I thought if only lassies did this it would make things so much easier :D
'Hey roy look she's presenting towards you'
'nice one I'll only be two ticks'- ...there must be a pumping website for cats to meet up.Jnr_Madison
- paws and baws dot comchossy
- Catnapping = Teabagging.Jnr_Madison
- so, is this like doging?roundabout
- good point!pascii
- creative-0
Imagine going your whole life never being able to have sex or jerk off. That's how your cat feels. No wonder she is grinding the floor.
- 7340
my parents had a dog that they never had fixed. never bred her. around 6 or 7 years old the dog got incredibly sick. had to have a histerectomy or else she would have died. the vet said that if you dont breed your pets you should have them fixed or else they can develop complications later in life.
- True thatcreative-
- double true. Get it fixed.flashbender
- It's also more humane as crazy as that sounds.czawada
- czawada0
Get your cat fixed if you're not gonna let her mate.
- YAYPaul0
Back on topic i had both mine done when they were little. Would have preferred not to but having both a boy and a girl kiity, kittens would have followed.
- vrmbr0
i sometimes wonder though, where are the limits of the acceptable for qbn? the penis closeup by that spanish idiot was removed after i lost my account for letting qbn know in a way that was not appreciated by them.
ofcourse i do respect qbn with all my heart and soul.
if i need to go to war for qbn instead of my country, i'll choose qbn.honestly there's nothing greater than qbn.
qbn is like allah to me.
- detritus0
*kills thread dead*
- vrmbr0
this has just been taking from his ever growing collection of personal bookmarks.
to each his own i guess.