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- chossy
my cat was broken, she is acting all weird and her tail is hanging to the side and she sort of is crouch-walking.
Phoned the emergency vets, turns out she's in heat and wants tae get pumped frae a man cat.
:'( I'm really upset about this they grow up so quickly, no big man cat is getting anywhere near her poo nany tang........
should I just jab at her ass end with a pencil or something........thoughts. I'm loathed to get her spewed :'( how do they do that anyway do they sew her knees together?........thoughst.
- 7340
i was done after poo nany tang.... haha what was the question again?
- detritus0
I wish I could've listened in on that phone call.
- vrmbr0
read today that the majority of pets suffer psychological issues like depression. maybe he jsut needs a vacation.
- detritus0
Try frigging her of yourself - just curl your pinky in there and flex. That usually does it.
- robotron3k0
buy her some dinner, put some Vandross on and then use yer pinky not a pencil.
- detritus0
Should I post the gif of you pumping your cat for the umpteenth time? It's really quite relevant here.
- detritus0
- 'Oops'. I 'meant' to stick the link in the note here. 'how silly of me'.detritus
- NO! not cool734
- hahahaha wtfroundabout
- OH FOR THE LOVe OF GOD!!
AHHH MY EYES!!!
how the hell did you find that pic!!pango - Interesting set of bookmarks you keep on hand, detritus.blaw
- wtfJaline
- WTF, but can't stop laughing at the look on that cat's face. Don't even notice that ram-rod.mg33
- creative-0
Someone needs to put her out of her misery
- chossy0
Detritus you are a horror show.
- YAYPaul0
That's just wrong.
Just stop me laughing my ass of though :D
- vrmbr0
this has just been taking from his ever growing collection of personal bookmarks.
to each his own i guess.
- detritus0
*kills thread dead*
- vrmbr0
i sometimes wonder though, where are the limits of the acceptable for qbn? the penis closeup by that spanish idiot was removed after i lost my account for letting qbn know in a way that was not appreciated by them.
ofcourse i do respect qbn with all my heart and soul.
if i need to go to war for qbn instead of my country, i'll choose qbn.honestly there's nothing greater than qbn.
qbn is like allah to me.
- YAYPaul0
Back on topic i had both mine done when they were little. Would have preferred not to but having both a boy and a girl kiity, kittens would have followed.
- czawada0
Get your cat fixed if you're not gonna let her mate.
- 7340
my parents had a dog that they never had fixed. never bred her. around 6 or 7 years old the dog got incredibly sick. had to have a histerectomy or else she would have died. the vet said that if you dont breed your pets you should have them fixed or else they can develop complications later in life.
- True thatcreative-
- double true. Get it fixed.flashbender
- It's also more humane as crazy as that sounds.czawada
- creative-0
Imagine going your whole life never being able to have sex or jerk off. That's how your cat feels. No wonder she is grinding the floor.
- chossy0
So this morning she was making me laugh as she was waddling in front of me with her growler poking up in the air 'presenting' herself. So I got to thinking as I was looking at this poor beast doing only what comes naturally as I was brushing my teeth, I thought if only lassies did this it would make things so much easier :D
'Hey roy look she's presenting towards you'
'nice one I'll only be two ticks'- ...there must be a pumping website for cats to meet up.Jnr_Madison
- paws and baws dot comchossy
- Catnapping = Teabagging.Jnr_Madison
- so, is this like doging?roundabout
- good point!pascii