Cursed
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- madirish0
i don't want to be a spoiler...
- madirish0
but this is going onto page 2..
- ian0
Chin up chief.
You will look back on this time with fond memories in years to come, when you remember that you were a badass who beat up 3 guys and got thrown in jail after they tried to steal your girlfriend (before you subsequently realisied that you didnt love her and agreed, mutually, to go your separate ways and still be friends until she caught you with her better-looking friend, but thats another story.)
But then, time does cloud the memory. And those memories, if entertaining enough, can then be exchanged for drinks.
And on another note, if your looks don't gag a cat then you're gonna be sorted finding a new lady. If your looks do tend to gag cats then think of the entertainment value in owning cats who you can piss off easily.
- emukid0
all great designers are drunks with criminal records anyway. you are on the right track.
- emukid0
how much can you possibly know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?
- +1kona
- That's what I mean! It toughens you up...(or maybe makes you go and question your life...)Jaline
- you wanna fight, punk?
flashbender
- TheBlueOne0
Have you spoken with Tom Cruise?
- kona0
you're not cursed. being really really ridiculously good looking is a curse, trust me. you... you're just having some bad luck. it will pass and 2 months from now you'll be knee deep in a gang-bang with the swedish womens bikini team and you'll have a posse that will do your fighting for you. hang in there.
- i feel your pain konaCALLES
- hold me...
*whimpers*kona - i can't wait for the gang-bang, something i have been planning for years. Now i'm single!contia1
- sounds to me like you'll get STDs and end up at the clinic, plus be paying an entourage to hang with.Point5
- so it'll be you, kona, and calles... that's not the gangbang of my dreams.grunttt
- subimage0
forget that broad, you'll get more girls with your new edginess.
you've been to jail, and you beat people up. girls dig the bad boy. it works for me all the time.
now go get some tats on your face. quit being a pussy.
- SteveJobs0
get some tats, read the bible, counter the bad with something constructive (take up boxing, train for a triathlon). make it your responsibility to do something for someone who's REALLY having a shitty life. chalk it off as another experience you've made it through and can share with someone else as an encouragement later on down the road. your life is what you make of it.
- true. it is true i have taken responsibility for some the bad. That was a good start.contia1
- Corvo0
Seriously - everyone's has ups and downs. Just remove yourself from the centre of your preoccupations, sleep properly, stress out - and move on.
- contia10
the one positive is the girlfriend and i had a clean break. no kids involved. not married (obviously) not living together.
- Point50
• black eyes, they go away
• concussion, not so bad til you start stackin em. I've had 3 and I'm pretty functional
• girlfriend- you can always get a new one of those, just keep upgrading. better yet, don't get a gf and just cougar hunt for a bit.
• my job sucks too. welcome to the club, your membership card is in the mail
- dopepope0
It's not your fault.
It's not your fault.
It's not your fault.
It's not your fault.
It's not your fault.
It's not your fault.
It's not your fault.
- ornj0
What do you tell a contia1 with two black eyes?